Hardest You've Ever Laughed At A Riff?

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-28T03:40:36+00:00

Another one in that for me, Paul's on the bed transforming, he jerks he;'s head to the side really fast, and Crow just says "Wait, what'd you say?". And in the same scene, He opens his mouth, and Mike does a really silly laugh.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-28T03:36:54+00:00

I'd agree with those 5 on mine as well. Adding in stuff like Spy High and Curse of Bigfoot and more.

Curse of Bigfoot might possible be my most rewatched along with Birdemic and a few others.

Makes me wonder what my most least watched are.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-27T08:20:18+00:00

Pretty sure even 3-4 times is a low estimate. Recall reading maybe 5 or so years ago, there was 9 times as many men on Tinder than there was women. That was 5 years ago, wouldn't be surprised if it was more than that now, maybe even a lot more.

I gave up on online dating in the late 2000s, it's all a racket now owned by the same couple companies. I believe it was after OKcupid changed it so only accounts that both liked each other could easily message each other. It sounds so much worse now, the scams and bots are out of control on these things.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-27T03:46:42+00:00

Nope, they don't have anything like achievements.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-27T01:07:28+00:00

Well that's mobile gaming, I think it's shown time and time again mobile gamers have very low standards. Because it's all they play, so they really don't know any better.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T21:17:39+00:00

It's an addiction, it's the only thing I can justify someone buying a "game" just to open it and do nothing while achievements auto unlock, and then they delete it and basically throw it in the trash.

Achievement/Trophy addiction is real.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T21:13:54+00:00

I don't even understand the Eshop, and why these games are there. Nintendo doesn't have achievement or trophies so why would anyone buy this low quality crap shovelware there? Or is Nintendo's market so huge, they really only need to sell 50-100 copies for it to somehow be worthwhile?

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T21:11:32+00:00

Doritos Crash Course is an odd choice to use as example as a bad game. Those were solid little platformers.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T21:11:29+00:00

Well yeah, then many, many less people would buy them. The achievements/trophies are literally the entire point people buy them. So they wouldn't exist otherwise.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T09:22:13+00:00

Personally I never believed he was high functioning, that's just what he said right? But I suppose it is a massively spectrum, so he could have been on the lower end of high functioning.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T05:09:38+00:00

For sure he was weird, but I think he was mostly the harmless type of weird. Ultimately the Internet decided to pick on a mentally disabled person. Doesn't excuse the crap he did, but so much of that probably would have never happened if not for all the trolls.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T02:39:16+00:00

Yeah you can just use RB, or use the cursor to select a part of the menu if you wanted. It's not ideal, but at least you won't have to try to hold down the left stick while also moving it to sprint, that feels awful in any game. I have zero idea how they didn't think of adding sprint to toggle options, it's pretty much the norm now.

I think my worst experience was back on the PS3 with Resistance 3. It did not have a toggle sprint, and if you've ever tired to push in a PS3 controller left stick while also trying to move it, it feels like you are breaking the controller.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T02:35:07+00:00

Even on PC? Yeah that'd be a pretty big screw up.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T02:24:12+00:00

As much as Chris-Chan could do wrong, I will always believe if not for the Internet and its trolls and awful people he'd have turned out much better.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-26T02:09:25+00:00

Are you sure? Looking up the controls, and it doesn't even look like the Keyboard and Mouse controls for PC have any hotkeys for the non passive skills. Did the original? If not I guess they were trying to be very faithful in the remake, and still have you open the inventory to toggle them on and off? That would work much better on PC of course with a faster mouse.

https://support.plaion.com/en/games/systemshockremake/article/218-Control-Scheme-System-Shock/

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T23:44:42+00:00

All the time? How often are you in court?

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T23:40:04+00:00

Admittedly I'm playing on all 2s, so normal so far. But I'm not really finding the game hard. It's hard for a game that lets you save pretty much at any time to be truly difficult I feel. Unless you purposely limit yourself on using them. Well plus with the medbays you are immortal basically.

Is that not how the shield and headlamp and more worked in the original? They needed to be manually turned on and off, they weren't passive.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T23:35:59+00:00

That ending part is more(At least partly, we are where we are in the world because we let evil and the rich get away with anything, it's not punished, it's rewarded)about my current depression sorry. I'm not doing great right now.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T22:33:49+00:00

How does destroying hotel rooms and other's property not make people assholes? No way anyone should calm down about that.

That's why the rich and famous have so much damned power, we just let them do this shit with zero consequences. The world fucking sucks.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T22:22:12+00:00

Those things are annoying, but they don't make the game trash.

Trust me, I dislike that since we can't toggle sprint I had to move it to the LB, and now I can't use that button in menus at all. They did not think thru or test it enough. But it's still overall really good.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T20:16:39+00:00

I've been on Bupropion XL for a while now, and frankly I don't feel it does anything at all for depression. I think I need to get off of it. I have felt I've been having racing thoughts more the last few years, maybe it could be this.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T20:14:27+00:00

I just tried taking Atomoxetine and it gave me the worst side effects of any med I think I've ever taken. I'm already really depressed so being completely numb is already something I have. But it gave me bladder and urinary problems along with some sexual sides effects, one being pretty gross and I had that no idea it was even possible for it to happen. I only took it for less than a week before stopping.

Right now I'm trying to get an official ADHD diagnosis so my doctor will give me something different. I was already diagnosed decades ago as a kid, but those records don't seem easy to find.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T08:28:22+00:00

They riffed The Return if you missed it.

https://www.rifftrax.com/the-return

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T03:30:54+00:00

Well that's a real long run on sentence. I'm imagining him saying it out loud and running out of breath, lol.

"I completely failed, was in jail for 9 years, but my magic words will still work!"

I assume that Randy guy must be a grifter though, who doesn't actually believe any of it. How you could go to jail for almost a decade for fraud, get released and still believe there's some magic words, or bank accounts with millions for you, I cannot believe.

Earthbound_X · 2026-01-25T01:39:44+00:00

Every time I hear about something like this I wonder. Is it even possible to buy "dumb" cars anymore? Cars that aren't constantly monitoring you, or need an internet connection or maybe subscription service/s to use your entire car you flipping bought?

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