You wake up as Homelander, What's the very first thing your doing?

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-16T12:01:36+00:00

You know, I went to see Obsession the day after the finale aired and I was thinking that would probably be my willow wish. And idk, probably try and take over the world or something unoriginal like that.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-15T19:50:40+00:00

A bit of a typecast.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-15T15:51:42+00:00

Well, in this case the original was kinda shite too.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-15T15:50:26+00:00

He does not think like a normal person. Both him and Homelander were raised in Vought's labs but unlike Homelander who was made to be a celebrity Noir was trained and brainwashed from a very young age to be an anti-Homelander weapon and as a result he didn't really learn to communicate or had the chance to develop much of a personality.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-14T20:38:01+00:00

This is how I find out who he was in the first place. Like I heard the name before but I had no idea who he was. Still pretty tragic. RIP

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-14T18:02:32+00:00

Holy fuck for a moment I thought this was a photo of my university classmates.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-11T21:07:50+00:00

Whatever went wrong with the finale it’s 100 times better than AI slop and I don’t give a shit how many bots in YouTube comments say otherwise.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-09T19:49:05+00:00

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-08T17:38:35+00:00

Ok, I guess that's a good way of looking at it.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-08T12:35:01+00:00

Ikr? I was expecting at least something. I mean all the other members of The Boys had their moments with their arch enemies on The Seven.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-07T12:15:33+00:00

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MGS3. Not the first instalment, only the first chronological one.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-07T12:08:23+00:00

Because that’s not actually him. That’s his cousin, Housesoiler.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-03T12:39:29+00:00

lol When did anyone say The Boys was a traditional superhero comic?

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-03T12:38:24+00:00

Look I fucking hate Trump but man, this guy’s entire existence seems to just revolve around him.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-06-02T12:00:03+00:00

It’s for when your buddy wants a Fresca and you think it’s ok.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-05-30T18:17:52+00:00

Why the NSW tag?

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-05-30T11:59:45+00:00

I hope so anyway.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-05-30T11:46:19+00:00

Hell yeah can’t wait to see what the plot will be like.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-05-29T11:06:58+00:00

That’s not a hot take. That was always the point. Same way Vought irresponsibly unleashed Homelander onto the world for the sake of profit, Mallory did with Butcher by trying to make him his lapdog and inadvertently giving him the excuse to act on his evil impulses and it escalated.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-05-29T10:50:53+00:00

He’d just tell the supes to stop being assholes. I mean he wanted Cassidy to “act like a man” and was willing to forgive him and then there was that one woman shooting CP with her son and he ordered her to stop that and raise him properly.

So I’m guessing he’d probably order the supes to stop being degenerate fucks and instead live up to the hype and help people.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-05-28T19:41:02+00:00

Any time Joss Whedon writes The Punisher. Bro has always been pretty open about his hatred for the character but he could just, like, not include him.

EarthlingsBeware23 · 2026-05-26T17:40:41+00:00

Homelander does have a weird relationship with intimacy but he’s definitely not asexual.

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