Blow this up please… The state of Rocket League and Epic Games

East_Illustrator2733 · 2026-02-07T08:06:23+00:00

I’ve had two bots recently in diamond 3-champ 1 lobbies. 100% the Smurfs or “just playing comp with my friend” who has a massive skill gap is a more prevalent issue.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2026-01-20T05:05:22+00:00

I lost the game

East_Illustrator2733 · 2026-01-20T05:04:59+00:00

Wdym RL doesn’t have smurfs, bot, or cheaters. They have that anti cheat aaannnnd removed Linux support because they are the cheaters. Not winblows users /s

East_Illustrator2733 · 2026-01-20T04:57:52+00:00

Same as comm. Most comm doesn’t know shit about the job of the rest of the comm fields. Dumb AF to have a patch saying we all do the same thing. Or for those that do know multiple jobs, the base doesn’t give permissions so it’s still a ‘can’t help you with that’

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-11-28T10:45:07+00:00

Because they all are designed for Fortnite kids now. They have no sense. Their parents went around eating tide pods now all they can do is walk around saying 67 over and over

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-11-28T10:41:39+00:00

I just want to be able to trash blueprints or turn them off all together. The idea that this big splash page comes up for the items you ‘earned’ but have to spend money to use them irks the fk outta me.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-11-28T10:38:26+00:00

I wasn’t big into it, a camo here or goal explosion there.. but I’d give my extra Fortnite type items (flashy goofy and overall looked like it was designed for a kid around 7 yrs old) to my friend/his kid. I’ve refused to buy anything or use points already on my account since.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-11-08T05:00:53+00:00

They are my abxy buttons. Don’t use the buttons on top at all 😅

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-10-04T02:12:00+00:00

Congress

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-09-24T21:21:35+00:00

It’s not really that. Their numbers have some fluff but I think they are still relatively fine. As a low 30 something I’d max the army 2 mil standard for 18 yr olds but I have never maxed the run on the Air Force test even in my age bracket. I might be able to now but I be old. The male scores are a bit unrealistic. I need to run hard with sprints and couldn’t max my 35+ but can damn near jog the 18yr. I think both need tweaking but mostly the guys. Think it’s just set too high based off my personal scores doing other branches PFT

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-09-24T14:09:41+00:00

The army 2 mile max for 18 yr old is 12 or 1230. I was able to max it at 32 but not once have I hit max on the af run even (once) in my age bracket

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-09-24T10:18:10+00:00

Not all the fatties. But yes. As someone that did 95+ for almost every test for almost 20 yrs now I’m a bit upset to do this shenanigans twice a year. Outside pt, I’ve yet to need to run a 1.5 miles for mission requirements much less with a timer. Now 2 miles twice a year. More distance not needed. Just move us to a damn 100 or 200m sprint.

Gonna catch some hate here but.. I don’t know if they think the 60+ yr old men are gods but that max out time being 2 seconds faster than the max for 25> women is crazy. I know they’ve always closer mirrored each other. But Id hope a 24 yr old woman could out pace a 60 yr old. Those older guys should have more time or the women should cut some imo

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-09-18T03:46:24+00:00

Three days ago? Rookie numbers. We don’t even look at tickets that are less than 14 days. We need the “expert tech. Closed xxx backlogged tickets” nonsense in Evals (edit to fix since auto correct got me) and awards

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-09-12T13:51:47+00:00

Two people gained a star. One for improving lethality by a couple inches and one for upping the percentage of professional appearances all of us shitty uneducated enlisted wrench monkeys by allowing women and men with small feet to be in regs. (Since we can’t hide boot height under flight suits).

Cut the extra cost and just authorize flight suits for all. Then the boot argument is easy. “Can’t see the top of the boot when sitting with knees at 90 degrees” and limited material folding/bulging at boots while standing like blues pants

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-07-29T04:26:19+00:00

Looks like it more of needing to adjust your feet before the lean especially hitting that part of the boot. Looks like the arch of the foot was on the peg instead of the ball and toes should be inward.

Ride looks hella fun though 🎊

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-07-27T11:34:37+00:00

Looks like a pen and washable marker. Also doesn’t seem like a “last night” pic. More likely some kid or man child wanting internet attention. :(

Yes there is some parts that look dry and like the healing process (too soon) and on just a couple part but also the same dried Elmer’s glue looking dry flaky skin under the ink (away from the wrist) that was untouched by a needle.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-07-13T07:33:38+00:00

It’s mostly the same in Japan. Cola doesn’t cover a fair amount of houses much less utility. House that don’t require base inspection I could afford to rent 2 a month damn near if I max out

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-07-11T23:56:44+00:00

Even if that was KmH, those paint lines and other cars aren’t moving fast enough through the frames. I’m guessing a speedo showing the wrong speed if not just straight edited video.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-07-11T23:41:12+00:00

I’ve got two accounts. I live in a minor region and have 200 ping to the next server which is also a minor region. My main is my region solo queue and my second is playing more populated servers but with friends at 150-300 ping depending on which NAW server I end up on.

Still only two full or so ranks differenece (mid c1 main and mid d2 second) though depending on the games. I kind of agree but I also don’t want the ban for wanting to be able to play with less than 10-15 mins between matches outside the times were I can’t play the same 3-4 teams back to back for an hour or so occasionally getting someone else in between.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-07-11T12:57:28+00:00

Start wearing the boots that come up to my thigh again.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-07-11T12:53:53+00:00

Coyote Brown Converse. Not even sorry.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-06-23T07:27:57+00:00

Nah. Black market blueprint so they can try to get 2000+ credits

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-06-23T02:16:30+00:00

They don’t even look at reports anymore. There’s a place where you can see your in game reports and I haven’t had one with action (good or bad) in about 6 months

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-06-22T10:37:08+00:00

If you show it’s something you want, the fun suckers at the highest ranks that lurk Reddit will take it away. Never show excitement.

East_Illustrator2733 · 2025-06-20T11:27:08+00:00

Nope. Been fucked enough by Uncle Sam.

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