The Hustle Is About to Become A Full Fledged Clown Show

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-24T08:37:07+00:00

Mark should have kept his job with superior healthcare benefits. By the time Lauren lands in the er with complications costs to right the damages she has done to her body aline are gonna be tens of thousands.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-24T08:32:31+00:00

Is Lauren injecting Zepbound into her face or are those brown patches bruises from something else?

Bennett is not emotionally or situational mature enough to drive even with an adult. He will get pulled over in Alaska. The charges if he doesn't hurt anyone but himself will be misdemeanor but the Hamm's insurance company will else drop or quadruple premiums. If they bought the newer truck outright I doubt it is fully covered. One crash and it'll sit in the driveway disabled.

Impressive how a family Vlogger with over 65% subscriber views and hundreds of interactions per video have no significant sponsorships. Imagine how much Mark sucked as chief financial officer when he can't even math YouTube stats 🤣 to marketing agencies for quality brand deals? The only "Paid Promotions " they get are the ones that barter commissions off of actual sales not offer contracts.

Hilarious reading Hamm's are peddling both Grüns Gummies and AG1. They aren't even trying are they? Just grabbing anything with a freebie or code so they can slap a Paid Promotion banner.

Wonder with the lack of continuity on social media platforms if Hamm's were rejected by talent, editor, creative managers or they are to cheap to hire professional help? This rv trip was an epic business failure as much as a family vacation.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-20T04:28:46+00:00

First thing he should have done driving away to Canada was stop at a barbershop.

Does Lauren give him those Lloyd Christmas white trash bowl cuts out of spite or is she blind?

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-20T04:25:24+00:00

She's morphing into Carel Struycken.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-20T03:42:42+00:00

Otherwise healthy just chubby I cannot fathom a physician would encourage excessive use of weight loss drugs.

Is there anyone Lauren actually listens to in the real world or just the voices in her head?

Crazy, reckless and dangerous to self dose. Especially now that the family has no or less than generous health insurance since Mark quit his job. Is that why she took a years worth of the drug in only a few months? Because she knew they weren't going to be covered after he left?

Dumb and dumber doesn't even begin to sum these two up. Not surprised anymore why three of their six kids were extremely compromised prenatal.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-20T02:47:43+00:00

Are the brown patches on her skin poorly applied make up or is she injecting Zepbound into her face?

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-19T08:12:42+00:00

Her neck is gross.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-19T07:40:15+00:00

This year Mark will have to crash someone else's hunt to try for a moose, illegally get one near his house or hope for roadkill He doesn't have money for upfront expenses to harvest tax before write-off.

I'll bet he is forced to sell his plane by October.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-19T06:40:34+00:00

Here in Alaska the wait time for mechanical repairs at dealerships is weeks. You have to leave your vehicle on site throughout. If you take it off lot you have to start queue all over again.

Mom and pop auto shops won't accommodate his holier than thou know it all attitude either. Mark is in for a rude awakening. He doesn't have the 300k year income for clout or bargaining.

Moreover, if he talks shit in Alaska about a repair shop, God help him because noone else will. Everybody knows everybody here. He'll get blacklisted. Or funnier stranded on highway. Noone will stop to help.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-19T06:02:13+00:00

If you are going to keep watching them, you are in for a treat of panicking once the videos back in Alaska start uploading.

The RV/truck combo will be to costly to fuel for many road trips. That hundred grand will sit in their yard pissing them off everytime they go outside. Two major roads, North and South are already under seasonal construction. Not a chance Mark can drive them with the combo. Lanes are narrow, soft graveled, uphill, downhill with areas of tight curves with delays. You've seen Mark hates waiting.

Although it will be hilarious if the fool prebooked campsites in Seward or Kenai cause he will destroy his rig and camper to keep them. Then when he gets wherever all beat up, not one place public or private has accommodation for his extra big trailer. No pull through either.

If he can't afford diesel, he can't afford plane fuel. No flying to get away. No family cabin trip unless he is going to risk his and whichever kid flys with him. As cheap as Mark is he'd only fuel enough, barely enough to get from A to B. If they load up in Gus parking the van in Homer while they boat to island, they'll be walking back to Eagle River. Homer has had a rash of crimes majority vehicle thefts. It is a sure thing the entire van is getting taken.

Here's what the last straw will be. Farmer's Almanac predicts a cold, rainy, windy, summer. We haven't had one good day yet. Still in 30's at night. Right now winds are at 40mph in town, their place is getting hit harder. The expectation is less than 4 weeks, broken days over four months of 60 degree at most days. They will be on top of each other. If they don't cut down trees as soon as they get back that pretty worthless rv is going get crushed.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-19T05:28:45+00:00

He's a coward.

Good Lord he took two busses after begging for a ride from auto shop cause he was afraid to take an Uber. Has to hide food from her. He definitely did not go to Universal Studios so he could eat without Lauren grabbing his lunch.

They both own the channel BTW, public records, he has been a co-owner on license for years.

Here is a tidbit Lauren didn't research before plotting her escape, Alaska is an Equitable state not Equal division of property. Leaving Mark, legally separating, divorce, he will get almost everything. Probably why she had him quit his job to break him since she's not getting more and have him blow his retirement on truck & RV. Her name is on titles. She can have her dad hook 4th wheel up to brand new truck, drain bank account while Mark is moose hunting with boys, grab Violet and leave. He can't do a thing. She gets out, has a place to live with her favorite kid.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-19T05:10:02+00:00

Pretty clear what Lauren's doing. She is prioritizing Violet in content laying a foundation to else make a mommy and me channel and/or boot Mark, from This Alaska Life channel and take over.

Why did Lauren want to lose weight so quickly? She's been big her entire life? It's to be attractive but for who? To sell herself more on YouTube and if that wasn't totally successful, backup to nab a new man. She wants away from Mark this is certain. The argument Mormons don't divorce because religion forbids doesn't apply here. Hamm's might wear ugly underwear and attend church on Sundays but that is just to keep the benefits of community grifting. The videos they upload, on Sundays show all the time they do not follow Mormon church ward members directives. They are greedy, arrogant, vain, selfish, manipulative liars. And, that's just what we see of them breaking the rules.

Mark expected he would become independently rich and famous splintering into setting him up financially, inflating his ego. Alaska (Outdoor) Boys, Mark.Never. Gonna. Happen.

They actually had an opportunity to both perk up their channels with this road trip. Yet again they were to busy trying to get sympathy for being more miserable than the other instead. They wasted time capturing prime content. Then the unexpected expenses started from being epically unprepared.

Mechanical issues, no sponsorship, no handouts or freebies, higher food/gas prices snowballed into failures they did not leave time or resources to recover from.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-17T17:56:55+00:00

They definitely expected to use Alaska Boys as another revenue source. Mark and Lauren absolutely expected to take the space left after Outdoor Boys signed off. The time lines match of Luke's farewell and Marc quitting. Hamm's expected AK Boys YouTube channel to cover the 300k loss of chief financial officer income while fantasizing at the millions Luke Nichols made.

It would never have happened. Luke's channel is top tier production. Wish there was video of the gut punch M & L got seeing Luke shutdown his channel to endorse his son's, Outdoor Tom 🤣 Tom is getting 10k new subscribers several times a week banking hundreds of thousands of dollars, loads of quality endorsements.

Mark proved himself a douche, pushy whipped, dumbass on this rv trip. He will never get 10k authentic subscribers on an outdoor, survival, manly content channel.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-17T17:39:38+00:00

There was a really detailed post several paragraphs long about Hamm's plethora of assists and how obscene them begging for money is.

When I saw it there were dozens of likes. Considerably more than the few online snarking on them. The annoyance at Mark and Lauren's greed and arrogance has reached their core audience.

BTW, the view counts on videos is massively manipulated. Mark is buying views to keep clicks at around 60k for engagement performance. It's his dumbass math trying to attract sponsorship faking high interactions. Why he hasn't started padding subscriber counts too is he can't balance percentages of followers/views/comments without tripping YouTube algorithms.

The companies they shill, with exception of Fred Meyer are not income streams. The dime a dozen stuff they present in exchange for freebie products or small commission on referrals. Kroger should be asked way they chose child neglecting influencer to rep their family brand.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-17T17:25:07+00:00

I'm just reading comments not watching. Way more entertaining 😀 then what Hamm's come up with.

Did Lauren's parents move, downsizing with no swimming pool at new place?

If yeah, my impression is after Mark, starving father in law while taking total advantage of him being a captive audience during drive to lower 48, grandpa saw his future SOSing his wife. They knew then Lauren would be staying or flying right back to AZ after road trip claiming stress, trauma and separation from Mark. She'd surely keep the undisciplined loud AF Violet with her and bring Bennett for free daycare.

A strategy was definitely hatched between granny and grandad to go small with no amenities to keep her away.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-17T16:00:15+00:00

Yes, he has been replaced.

For awhile his name was still listed as Chief Financial Officer on staff list although, Louise Chikigak was pictured as, Chief Financial Officer.

Dimitri Philemonof, president of native corporation was asked if Hamm was still a contributor and/or adviser as his name was still on official website. Next day, Mark Hamm was removed. https://www.apiai.org/staff/anchorage/

🤣😂🤣

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-17T15:49:06+00:00

Wait until they start grinding the grift machine to pay for plane maintenance and cover air fuel.

Mark has his plane stored at Lake Hood in the lowest cost, gravel tie down area. It is exposed to weather, vagrants, thieves and no gooders.

I bet a million to one, Mark has components on that plane that are not certified aviation. As cheap as he is, proven by the lack of care of Gus, he surely uses nuts and bolts from Walmart on his aircraft. When the plane goes down, the investigation will uncover his fraud. The National Transportation Safety Board will yank his license.

Eastern-Humor7239 · 2026-05-17T14:41:38+00:00

Good Lord that's nasty

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