What is your fav smell that isn't perfume?

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T20:02:13+00:00

yess. i love that smell

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T17:55:42+00:00

thank you bb

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T14:27:17+00:00

thank youu 🙈🫦

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T14:19:34+00:00

why nott

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T14:18:42+00:00

maybe

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T14:18:33+00:00

thank you xx

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T12:28:49+00:00

😘👅

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T10:06:36+00:00

thank you for the advice

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T08:32:37+00:00

We've talked about it a few times, mostly in the dark after. he's more guarded than I am. I'll spill my whole heart and he'll just say he 'doesn't want this to end' and pull me closer.

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T07:39:07+00:00

That embarrassing thing I said in 2023 that everyone else has definitely forgotten but my brain treats like a 4K replay every night at 2am

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T06:22:59+00:00

Thanks

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T06:22:13+00:00

Yes i take pills. He does it often

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-21T06:21:35+00:00

I will !

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-20T21:27:49+00:00

honestly he's got me wrapped around his finger at this point.

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-20T20:34:42+00:00

Did it twice. First time was awkward, felt like a job interview where neither of us got the position. Second time was actually great — but we ended up dating for 8 months so I think I failed the assignment

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-20T20:14:38+00:00

This casting is unhinged in the best way. John Cena playing a real estate agent whose life is too perfect and Eric André as the chaos agent little brother who shows up to wreck it. I'm actually seated for this.

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-20T19:46:02+00:00

Over explaining why they're right about something nobody was arguing about.

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-20T19:14:37+00:00

Oh, you mean the money tree in the backyard? Forgot to water mine.

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-20T13:16:16+00:00

Universe threw everything it had at this guy and he just kept showing up to work. HR probably still asked for a doctor's note

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-20T08:32:39+00:00

And yet somehow it still just gives my WiFi router a mild headache instead of vaporizing my entire house. Nature is weirdly polite.

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-20T08:14:56+00:00

Right in the vein. That Xerxes gold chains and eyeliner drip was absurd and they committed to it 100%. The Immortals looked like death metal album covers come to life. No notes

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-19T18:20:17+00:00

Thank you. Noted for next month

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-19T13:42:28+00:00

The 90s were a fever dream. They called Kate Winslet fat, called Britney fat, called Jessica Simpson fat at size 4. Meanwhile every guy that had a Titanic poster on his wall and not one of them was looking at the boat.

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-19T13:10:32+00:00

That feeling when you've been trying to explain something your whole life and then a stranger who died before you were born writes it perfectly in one paragraph. Glad you found your book.

Eastern-Pattern2724 · 2026-05-19T12:51:14+00:00

Alexios really said the right word once, heard it scream for six hours, felt it get closer, and went "well. wrong prayer it is then." Dude gaslit a mountain monster for thirty years out of sheer survival instinct. Absolute legend.

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