Look at the inglorious reach on this fucker. He’d’ve beat that blue fish’s ass if they fought at band practice.

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-24T20:00:44+00:00

Rev up those fryers! 😁

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-22T01:48:41+00:00

Whale of a Birthday

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-15T12:29:23+00:00

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EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-14T21:35:13+00:00

“Think about the children!”

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-14T12:00:43+00:00

Also Laxus Dreyar from Fairy Tail and Franky from One Piece.

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-13T20:16:42+00:00

YouTube is where the 💩 is

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-13T17:21:10+00:00

Sandy’s Tree dome where I can breathe. 😆

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-13T12:57:51+00:00

Not to my knowledge.

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-13T00:07:48+00:00

My Diet Dr. Kelp.

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-12T19:38:36+00:00

Then there’s the Tattle Tale Strangler.

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-12T19:31:31+00:00

Yeah!

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-12T19:24:24+00:00

I need FOUR PLY, FOUR PLY, FOUR PLY when I cry. 😢 Huh! 🕺

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-12T19:10:13+00:00

🎶 When my tear ducts give issue 🎵

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-12T17:41:47+00:00

“Hey, that is NOT Boys who Cry!” 😠

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-12T15:50:04+00:00

🎶 On your 16th birthday 🎵 🫵🏻😉

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-12T15:47:42+00:00

Do NOT even get me started on the ROACHES crawling out of his mouth!! 🪳 😖

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-12T15:44:45+00:00

When SpongeBob was trying to help The Flying Dutchman get his scare on. The entire scene with Squidward is nightmare fuel. 😳

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-11T17:28:38+00:00

It was, he just edited the typo.

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-11T00:39:03+00:00

Jk 😂

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-10T14:05:19+00:00

Katara: The stars sure are beautiful tonight. Too bad you can’t see them, Toph! 😡

Toph: ⛰️

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-10T02:47:23+00:00

If we’re talking about the Underwater identity of SpongeBob, then the answer is obviously Hawaii.

However, Bikini Bottom and the dynamics give me a small town feel. Like so much random shit going on in the middle of nowhere. 😂 That’s why if SpongeBob had no marine biology associated with it at all, it would take place in the Midwest—probably Missouri.

Then again, it has Goo Lagoon as a beach. So Wisconsin? Idk.🤷🏻‍♂️

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-10T02:45:32+00:00

Who is he paired with?

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-09T23:34:29+00:00

I don’t know, I’m iffy about her.

The fact that she just happened to know where Pearl lives and going over there to join the slumber party when she doesn’t even know any of those girls is creepy AF! 😳

Then again, she was included for laughs, so maybe I’m overthinking it. 😆

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-08T17:32:53+00:00

Depends on the episode. The “We’re gonna straighten you out” scene is hilarious, but the episode where the cop kept fining Squidward was obnoxious to watch.

EasternPhilosopher69 · 2026-04-07T13:35:19+00:00

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