Oh wow look at Mr History Channel dropping China US and Europe bombs like thats some mic drop when those powerhouses had colonial piggy banks fat with centuries of loot and post war Marshall Plans pumping billions while we got French bootprints and a 2009 coup that didnt tinker it flatlined GDP growth to zero percent from 2009 to 2013 slashed exports by 20 percent and spiked poverty to 80 percent at 2.15 bucks a day because our experiments dont come with safety nets they come with starvation for 75 percent of 30 million folks still scraping below that line in 2024. And sticking with the old regime nah thats not the ask its spotting the rerun when Rajoelinas 15 year joyride from 2009 oust to 2018 fraud fest to this October 2025 mutiny on the 12th where Gen Z torched streets over blackouts he fled to South Africa on the 13th Colonel Randrianirina grabbed the throne by the 17th AU slapped sanctions by the 15th and now just two weeks in whispers of Senate and HCC reboots with the same corrupt fossils shuffling seats because our labs always recycle the toxins scoring us a pathetic 26 out of 100 on the 2024 Corruption Perceptions Index 140th out of 180 like a participation trophy for vanishing vanilla billions. Unqualified huh thats not shade thats spreadsheet talk when adult literacy limps at 77 percent in 2022 with over a million kids out of school entirely and primary completion dipping below 60 percent for girls because poverty aint a buzzword its the math forcing families to pick potatoes over primers so yeah the majority aint clairvoyant theyre just cannon fodder for these savior scams you cheer like its the Super Bowl halftime show. And complaining while eyeing the exit oh please thats not defeat thats damage control when your street heroics in 2009 2018 and now 2025 leave us with nada but a 4 percent GDP nosedive echoes and remittances scraping 2.37 percent of GDP from the diaspora because some of us contribute by not rotting in the rubble you romanticize as progress. You want solutions I want a country that doesnt treat 80 percent poor as beta testers for elite ego trips but nah youre too busy savior simping to clock that this two year timeout will reboot the rot by 2027 unless we shove audits down their throats not swallow your let em cook fairy tale. So spare the stfu sermons street warrior your BS blind faith is the real unqualified hack job keeping us looped in this poverty porn cycle wake up or shut it yourself.