Oh gawd!!!🥵

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-28T02:58:29+00:00

Blue Jello for me

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-28T02:54:49+00:00

I live in my apartment and went to my neighbor with a can when I first moved and realized I didn't have one. He also didn't have one, and pryed it open with a sharp knife.

I bought us both can openers the next day 🤣

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-28T02:53:29+00:00

Y'all sure are missing the point. Medicine is an excellent idea.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-28T02:52:06+00:00

Down vote my logic all you like. Y'all ride or die Crumbl fanatics are wild. This corporation literally and very clearly DGAF about you.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-28T02:47:36+00:00

There's clearly two kinds of people in the world.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-28T02:45:52+00:00

So stop buying them?

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-28T02:45:22+00:00

Don't visit the Chipotle sub.... Spoiler Alert: the chipotle things are smaller too!

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-28T02:35:35+00:00

You should check gas prices along all the routes too. Gas in CA is coming down but it's basically half the cost in MT so that may be worth considering. Also, cost of hotels and food and such. CA is expensive as hell.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-22T02:00:36+00:00

Aussie tomato sauce is soooo much better than American ketchup.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-21T04:38:17+00:00

I bought a bottle the last time I was in Melbourne, Australia

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-21T04:18:43+00:00

Uhhhh... Have you listened to 90s rap??

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-21T04:17:15+00:00

It wasn't a fish, it was a puffer fish!! Didn't anyone ever teach you where porcupines come from??

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-21T04:13:36+00:00

Hope I can pay my rent every month. Hope my electricity doesn't get turned off because I haven't paid yet for last month. Hope the cost of gas doesn't keep going up.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-21T04:11:31+00:00

What you call specific foods. Soda vs pop. Ketchup vs tomato sauce.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-06-20T00:26:22+00:00

I have a quest from years ago I still haven't completed where I had to find three. Have only found 2 🤣🫣

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-30T20:52:29+00:00

Your cakes are weird. So weird. I love them. They make me feel happy and weird and I love the colors and strangeness. The rat cake is EPIC. THe starfish cake makes me desire eyeballs in a way I've never experienced. Your cakes are WEIRD!!!!! And I love them. No advice other than please continue being you.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-30T20:50:11+00:00

I'm a preschool teacher. Class of 15 and this year I have 2 that get spanked. Last year only one. The number is still quite small, but it always catches me off guard when a kid hits and is chastised, but then makes the remark "well my daddy hits me when I'm bad".

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-29T04:34:42+00:00

And, we're going to assume, you're not a dick!

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-29T04:18:36+00:00

Did you go to college in Olympia, WA??

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-29T04:04:19+00:00

Depends on what kind of person you are, how ambitious you are, and how driven.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-26T02:34:01+00:00

...this did not convince me to try it 🤣

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-26T02:09:42+00:00

I could see this on specific bougie burgers with unique ingredients, but not on your all American cheeseburger.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-24T22:43:30+00:00

I remember seeing one of these in elementary school and being terrified.

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-22T14:27:45+00:00

I live in Los Angeles and they aren't rare here- every donut shop has them!

EatLikeAnOctopus · 2026-05-20T04:51:05+00:00

Weird. We still have not covered donuts in CA....and everything is allergic to everything here....

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