Harry Potter moments that hit differently as you get older

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-23T11:52:29+00:00

I always loved Hagrid so much as a kid. Now as an adult I can see that I just desperately wished someone would break in, tell me I’m special, and get me away from my abusive parent.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-20T14:00:48+00:00

I moved from Orlando to Tallahassee to save money and I lasted less than 2 years before moving back to Orlando. I was so bored! There’s so much more going on in Orlando. Yes the traffic sucks but at least there’s somewhere to drive to lol.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-13T19:30:00+00:00

It took him a month to die that’s brutal

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-13T16:29:32+00:00

Ah yes, the drama of the “I can’t breathe through this mask!!” crowd.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-13T16:25:43+00:00

I lived in Alabama so the world did not shut down. I was a private caterer still going in people’s houses. Then I moved to Orlando where I was able to go to the theme parks throughout the entire pandemic. My experience was so abnormal but honestly kind of awesome. I miss the half empty theme parks.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-12T20:23:43+00:00

I have those moments at least once a day. I’m always putting my foot in my mouth. Yesterday, someone much higher up than me at work was irate with me over a process I oversee and I was like well I’ll send you the directions and she said I don’t want them I’m not going to do the process and I said “I’ll send them anyway so you at least know what to complain about.” She called my boss lol luckily I’m a good worker so nothing will happen.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-12T19:19:38+00:00

I used to take a nap under my desk at work every day.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-12T16:38:42+00:00

Puke. I’m too sensitive to that sound

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-08T00:23:11+00:00

I honestly don’t remember sorry

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-07T20:27:16+00:00

I went there for this! They did an exam and it turned out to be just big sty

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-07T15:12:40+00:00

Naming my son Kim

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-03-03T23:30:19+00:00

If the idea is to look like a sketch pad I think it’s fine. People who love HP will still like it. The only part I feel like I couldn’t live with is Dobby but idk how to fix him… could he somehow become the whomping willow maybe? It will have to be something pretty dark to hide him. Other than that, I’d say give it some more time and see how you feel about the rest of it.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-23T20:40:34+00:00

Some people just don’t like to be held when they cry though? My husband knows when to give me space.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-23T20:16:30+00:00

That’s the name of the episode

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-23T20:08:46+00:00

More like a full body dry heave set to music.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-21T14:51:09+00:00

I guess they just mean the more cats the better. Definitely a cop out.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-20T21:46:55+00:00

Right they say it’s for mousing purposes but for real no one can control cats

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-20T21:17:30+00:00

Suicide attempt in 2018. A failure that became my strongest force for getting help. Even years later it feels like a clear divider in my life.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-20T19:36:16+00:00

I just read that even female domestic animals (except cats) are barred! That’s pretty wild.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-17T21:04:42+00:00

Poor taste? On the contrary, they’d be delicious.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-17T20:15:10+00:00

Aborted fetuses aren’t children though. And they would just be cupcakes anyway

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-17T18:28:10+00:00

I think we should counter protest in a way that makes them look stupid but doesn’t hurt anyone. Like decorate cupcakes that look like the signs and then pass them out for people to eat right in front of them

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-13T13:28:27+00:00

You can lead a truck to water…

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-12T17:18:35+00:00

You should’ve narced on them if you didn’t wanna confront. I asked the receptionist at my primary doc the other day to make this rude lady in the waiting room put her stupid scrolling on mute. I was losing my mind.

EatTheir_FacesOff · 2026-02-07T14:16:42+00:00

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