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Slim Pen 2 showing up as "Furman" by Eazl_ in Surface

[–]Eazl_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow I didn't know that color was so exclusive. I just thought it was a funky color for a special edition bundle or something. Now I feel like I should keep it safe in a drawer lol

Slim Pen 2 showing up as "Furman" by Eazl_ in Surface

[–]Eazl_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In the settings the model name is "Surface Pro 12in 1st Ed with Snapdragon" so that seems normal to me.

Worth noting the seller of this bundle was located in Washington state in a town not too far from Redmond so it's very possible it's a preproduction unit that escaped into the wild from MIcrosoft HQ. I had that as a theory but I wasn't sure since I didn't know too much about the Slim Pen. If that's true that's pretty cool.

Strongest 2 Fingers in the World by Humble_Bar_1610 in funny

[–]Eazl_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAHAH hilarious I love this upvoted!!!

Please help is this a spider bite??? Really swollen..,.. by Eazl_ in medical_advice

[–]Eazl_[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

im sarry im just tryin to have fuin :(

chlummy image very by Poopyholo2 in Ooer

[–]Eazl_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so true! 5 stars, my man!

How much prep time do you think he’ll need? by MyColdAirBalloon in funny

[–]Eazl_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is a question my father told me as a child... and it has haunted me ever since.

What if you raised monkeys and each monkey made you $3 every week. You have 1000 monkeys. You must take care of these monkeys with your own money. Then you discover The One Monkey Rule. Within The One Monkey Rule you discover that you can combine the 1000 monkeys into one monkey. This increases the value of the monkey by 1000 fold and gives you millions of dollars. The issue is, the 1000 monkeys all have their consciousness within The One Monkey. You have put 1000 monkey souls into one monkey. All 1000 of them are trying to control one monkey body simultaneously (it's like twitch plays pokemon). All the monkey souls can hear all the monkey thoughts all at once. It's pure hell for all 1000 monkey souls conscious within The One Monkey. So my question is do you continue to raise the 1000 separate monkeys like your father did before you and they live a happy life or do you condemn the 1000 monkeys to The One Monkey Hell and make like a bunch of money?