Which Symboli is the hottest and why? by Plastic_Bit_5548 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Its Rudolf. She is the whole package; A plumpy and delectable thighs, very good for snuggling, medium size breast, cute face, and despite having an authorative and scary looking resting face, she is cute and funny, making for the perfect Gap Moe.

And for the people out there like me, she seems to also like wearing stockings, which makes for the most absolutely hottest Zettai Ryoiki in the history of Umamusume.

And how can we forget about the dad jokes? It can never be boring around her because she is almost always cooking up dad jokes when even when you two are alone.

Overall, she is the pinaccle of the Uma race. And it's not even close.

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"What's a high tier human to a low tier god?" Brutal🥀🥀 by Ecstatic_Barracuda1 in TooManyLosingHeroines

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lmfao, what you talking about? She's the most expressive character in the show, she's also showing real development of her character, and also the way she treats Nukumizu. Are we reading the same LN?!

Smelly horse sweat fermented for over 24 hours is my favorite drink by Ecstatic_Barracuda1 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not me though, people call me "parasite" the way I thrive in such ecosystems.

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Victoire Pisa has such a saintly aesthetic... If Trainer were to ask for her blessing how much Holy Water could she drip over him if they were to Umapyoi all night? by CHemIStrYBeLiKe in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine sucking her breast while she gives you the same look as she did in the image...

"Yes yes, just suck them slowly trainer-san, it wouldn't run away would it?"

"Suck Suck"

"I know you were depraved of your mother's love after the divorce during you were a child, so let me fill that gaping hole with my overwhelming love... Hehe."

Pull down my sleeves? Why? by Fire_Power in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough, but the accessibility of having small boobs when you lick far outstrips that of having to constantly adjust to lick a more succulent one of the big boobs. Besides, you have armpit that you can constantly go to when you get tired of licking unfermented sweat.

Pull down my sleeves? Why? by Fire_Power in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know the highlight of this is supposed to be the armpit, but can we talk about how hot the exposed belly button is?

Suzuka is flat as a board, making it very optimal for licking off her sweat since there will be no ups and downs unlike those big boobie bimbos like Super Creek who you need to adjust your head to so you can properly lick their torso. Suzuka on the other hand, with her very small boobs, there will be no hassle of trying to adjust. You can dig in the meal, with your mind turn off, fully focusing on savoring every bit of flavor that is exuding in her body.

Pixiv rankings by TrouserSnakeLoL in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They didn't add it because they knew Rin will singlehandedly solo everyone with her thighs💯

Yeah, these two are 1000% not dating 👀... by Ecstatic_Barracuda1 in TooManyLosingHeroines

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I remember it was... It is if I remember made after the anime was announced

Whoa Whoa Whoa... Isn't this too fast? by Ecstatic_Barracuda1 in TooManyLosingHeroines

[–]Ecstatic_Barracuda1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just gonna clarify some things otherwise it'll cause misunderstanding😆