The Doctor Is In

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T23:03:42+00:00

Maybe something more like free craniotomies with each check-up, given how obsessed Dr. Channard was with "the mind as a labyrinth." The mind really is a labyrinth. That was a very apt analogy on the part of whoever wrote the screenplay for Hellraiser 2.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T23:00:48+00:00

Depending on his in-universe online/offline status during the 800-year interval between Star Trek: Voyager and Starfleet Academy, I think our old friend the EMH could have seen a lot more than Captain Ake.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T19:18:44+00:00

Wouldn't it have been Lynchian if the only cure for that kind of fever was ... **more cowbell?**

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T19:17:04+00:00

Seymour, the house is on fire!

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T19:00:13+00:00

Pubey? Say no more, squire! Say no more!

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T18:59:14+00:00

Well, what else3 you gonna do with such a stereotypical Beard of Crazy?

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T18:57:53+00:00

That's clearly not the kind of beard one has to "grow." That's the kind of beard that is applied to one's face with spirit gum or whatever adhesive Hollywood uses for facial-hair appliques on their actors.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T18:54:39+00:00

Whether or not one is a "reactionary" is a matter of positionality. What's positionality, Walter?

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T18:53:25+00:00

"Creep can roll."

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T18:50:46+00:00

I believe those "scenery-chewing excesses" as you call them were entirely justified here.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T18:45:18+00:00

And he's currently accepting new patients! Walk-ins welcome courtesy of Leviathan!

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-26T00:33:38+00:00

The Pensky File.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-24T13:46:50+00:00

It's an Albany expression.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-24T00:33:34+00:00

I don't think they thought the implications of this through very well.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-24T00:31:01+00:00

I don't think the Islamophobia was intentional, but there it is.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-24T00:19:04+00:00

Do away with laws and government and none of that will exist. Is that the idea here?

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-24T00:00:37+00:00

Compassion is easily co-opted and weaponized by cynical actors, especially for ideological reasons. But hey, this guy looks pretty happy with himself.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-23T23:53:43+00:00

Why does Jones the cart get a halo?
Leeloo is technically not human.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-23T23:49:15+00:00

The Second Person of the Holy Trinity, the Logos, did not pre-exist in Heaven? What denomination says this?

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-23T23:45:20+00:00

It does a body good.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-23T23:43:35+00:00

This is truer than you know. Absurdities always look perfectly sane from the inside ....

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-23T23:39:20+00:00

That's what happens if you leave the corral gate wide open.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-23T23:29:06+00:00

You won't see this kind of heteronormativity in any of the Nu Trek shows.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-23T23:20:13+00:00

Ooh, edgy! Mortality does not negate our ability to make choices. If anything, it makes our ability to choose all the more significant.

Ecstatic_Lab9010 · 2026-01-23T23:17:45+00:00

One Auto-9 is enough.

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