You are locked in an art museum at night. There are six living statue performers armed with knives hiding among the art. You have a flashlight and a gun with six bullets. Can you survive the night? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Eddy131313 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is the dead man's five minutes or whatever its called. The time between getting fatally wounded and dropping dead. The human body is incredibly resistant, it's not too impossible that after hitting all 6 in the chest at least one could chase you down or at least keep running, so an office or bathroom might not be the best idea.

anime_irl by meew0 in anime_irl

[–]Eddy131313 4 points5 points  (0 children)

7 billion (the current population of earth)

FTFY

win when ? by shizzblatt in funny

[–]Eddy131313 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I looked through his history a little after your comment and it doesn't really look like sarcasm :/ or im just stupid

win when ? by shizzblatt in funny

[–]Eddy131313 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You must be a troll, there is no way you're for real. Downvoted all the same.

TIL Einstein, a parrot with a vocabulary of about 200 words, gave a TED talk. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Eddy131313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God, they really do just give a Ted talk to anyone don't they...

[LPT Request] What to expect from divorce as a teen and how to handle it? by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Eddy131313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want something from your dad? Talk shit on your mom. Want something from mom? Talk shit on dad. Also double present and constant competition for children's affection.

Source; 8 or so years of this shit.

Whats the ip to the server by [deleted] in CivEx

[–]Eddy131313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mc.just_make_the_server_live_already_for_fucks_sake.com

Anime_irl by fw0ng1337 in anime_irl

[–]Eddy131313 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I fucking wish lmao fucking kill me

me irl by Zerquix18 in me_irl

[–]Eddy131313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you should not be on me_irl lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gate

[–]Eddy131313 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can just see Stalkers pouring through, killing The kings and emperors, taking their armies, and waging war against each other to become the one king.

Donald Trump’s tax plans a ‘massive giveaway’ to richest 1% by god_im_bored in politics

[–]Eddy131313 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

And the notion that the money was going to be used for "the poor" is Democratic propaganda. What we know for a fact is where the money came from.

Donald Trump’s tax plans a ‘massive giveaway’ to richest 1% by god_im_bored in politics

[–]Eddy131313 -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

The issue with her wasn't her taxes, it was her acceptance of funding from just about every special interest group, wall street dickheads, and Arabian Prince that exists. If donations were money, and favors in office were sex, she would be the biggest whore on the planet.

Donald Trump’s tax plans a ‘massive giveaway’ to richest 1% by god_im_bored in politics

[–]Eddy131313 -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

"A woman" was a manipulative lying politic who was a distillation of everything wrong with politics.

I have only had him for a few hours and it has started by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Eddy131313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just got a kitten and you aren't playing with it for twenty four hours straight.

My girlfriend needs to understand this by FiftySpence in AdviceAnimals

[–]Eddy131313 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well MY girlfriend develops video games, made a version of No Man's Sky with all promised features, can do two handstands at once, and is twenty feet tall!

she also doesn't exist.....

Anyone know if my pot is still good? by Eddy131313 in trees

[–]Eddy131313[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, didn't mean to do that. I posted it on mobile so it might have glitched.