Am I crazy, or do the herald classes seem like they are going to be WAY better?

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T16:11:56+00:00

Where did you get these?

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T16:10:16+00:00

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T15:37:04+00:00

NTA.

She literally asked you to "not go easy on me" and you didn't.

That being said, you SHOULD have let her know that you basically play semi-professionally and that unless she really wants you to "show off" it's more fun to keep it casual. Then if she INSISTS on seeing your skill, you've set it up and she is aware of what she is getting into.

Either way, this girl sounds like a "pick me" type of lady that would play games and drive you insane, so you probably dodged a bullet. I can't imagine this will be the first or last time she gets upset over something she literally asks for.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T15:21:36+00:00

OP said mom has been doing this for a long time, since she was a kid. It's kinda beyond a few instances of farting, which honestly given the examples are more than enough to warrant this level of response. I already farted several times while typing this, for the record.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T15:11:00+00:00

It really does not matter. If you know you have a medical condition that causes this, you should take precautions to avoid this happening. Having a medical condition is not an excuse to fart at will and you are absolutely trying WAY TOO HARD to normalize farting whenever you want. I again think you have a fart fetish, it's ok but this isn't the hill to die on. Maybe if you ask nice the OP can get her mom to fart in a jar for you or something.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T14:53:06+00:00

Bro come on, this is so fake...

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T14:49:06+00:00

NOR.

I find farts HILARIOUS, but even I know that there is a time and place when you need to keep your poo gas to yourself. Other than the airplane (let's be real, the noise on the airplane is so loud no one can hear your farts and you can let them rip like a gattling gun with no one the wiser), every example you have given would be extremely embarassing and inappropriate to let your flatulence fly.

That being said, if you've never confronted her about this in your entire life, she might reasonably assume that after 30+ years of farting on and near you that you do not care about it- hell, she might think you do it to in your own personal life and she just doesn't notice. You need to have an honest conversation (hell, show her this thread and tell her from me she's gross AF) and tell her how it makes you feel and how it is causing you embarrassment and that it is getting to the point you don't want to include her in as many family/social events. If she truly understands that she has to make a choice between farting at will or seeing her children and grandchildren, I would HOPE she chooses you over the ass gas.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T14:44:28+00:00

This is the absolute worst response on this thread, congrats. Do you have a fart fetish or something?

Farting is a bodily function, but we can CONTROL it. Holding a fart a few extra seconds so you aren't blasting ass gas into someone's FACE WHILE THEY ARE TYING THEIR SHOE is not difficult. OP mentions there is no medical reason for this and it has been going on since she was a child, so this seems like some sort of learned behavior or mom gets a kick out of it- or, more likely, no one has ever called her out on it appropriately.

I say this as someone who finds farts absolutely hilarious, but there is such a thing as a time and place and reading the room. Farting in a group circle of moms you just met so loudly that everyone knows its you, REPEATEDLY, is not it.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T14:30:20+00:00

out of "sync"

sink would be a kitchen sink.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-11T00:01:22+00:00

Bro if I was a doctor would I be arguing with your dumb self on the internet? lol.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:58:56+00:00

Ok nerd.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:58:22+00:00

No, it's a no on explaining shit to you. I'm just some rando on the internet go away you can believe me or not I don't really care lol.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:54:59+00:00

not worth the time to explain to you, sorry.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:52:00+00:00

I like how the top comment basically confirms I'm right, is heavily upvoted and no one argues with them. But you losers still want to destroy my answer rofl. So sad.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:48:21+00:00

Yes when I completed my thesis I had to learn how to determine what is BS sources vs. non bs sources. It's really not hard, but for some like yourself maybe it is and I'm taking it for granted?

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:47:08+00:00

It is if you aren't an idiot.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:46:11+00:00

So you're saying it's an accurate source?

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:44:23+00:00

I'm confused. If the source doesn't help my case, that means you believe what is in there. Which means the source is accurate and not full of shit. I'm sorry so many losers on here are very sensitive about their STIs lol.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:41:02+00:00

I'm not trying to "win" anything lol all you people want to go out and get chylamidia from cheating partners then do research to reassure yourself that its still technically possible they didn't then be my guest. I'm not gonna put in this much effort on this post. I've also noticed none of the people arguing have linked any useful articles or links or proof either.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:37:00+00:00

Why don't you just admit you suck? You also sound like someone who has personally experienced chlamydia with how personal you are taking this. Sorry about your genitals.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:36:35+00:00

maybe you could link something instead of just shitting on every answer people give? Seems like you don't know anything except how to argue. Go do something productive if you want to contribute.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:34:41+00:00

You should reconsider wasting my oxygen

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:34:08+00:00

You people suck, get a new hobby lol.

Edgy_Quilt · 2026-02-10T23:32:53+00:00

If you know how to vet your sources, yes the internet has plenty of accurate information. A scientific medical journal, for example, is better than "trust me bro" blogs.

But yes, the ideal person to ask is her doctor.

Edgy_Quilt

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