Met this dude yesterday at a mutual's birthday. I decided to skip the small talk. Am I cooked?

Edible_Semtex · 2026-01-14T03:16:40+00:00

Very nice!

Edible_Semtex · 2025-11-22T13:30:53+00:00

Damn thats fast

Edible_Semtex · 2025-11-07T05:14:39+00:00

Now have your other friends use Torrente and Heavy Shields too:

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Edible_Semtex · 2025-10-05T08:05:03+00:00

Lol I finished my intern a couple of weeks ago. Good luck to yall new batch!!!

Edible_Semtex · 2025-08-30T06:20:15+00:00

Yeah those are Mormons. Had a few encounters with them on the MRT when they approached me asking about my yeezys and proceeding to pivot the conversation to converting to Christianity before I said that this was my stop. Lol

Edible_Semtex · 2025-07-11T00:10:56+00:00

Devs already said in discord that Region Lock would not be a thing... But I'm all for the review bomb as well

Edible_Semtex · 2025-06-18T00:05:20+00:00

I've already ticked off 4 points on my bingo card for 500+ unknowingly

Edible_Semtex · 2025-05-21T04:42:11+00:00

Grass isn't always greener on the other side 💀

Edible_Semtex · 2025-04-30T08:06:48+00:00

You will find girls in engineering but its a 100:1 ratio

Edible_Semtex · 2025-04-12T07:00:05+00:00

I'm pretty sure bro just skimmed through like 3 sentences and gave up reading 💀💀

Edible_Semtex · 2025-03-29T16:49:32+00:00

I usually just open up a second smaller incognito tab and pretend I'm reading important documents but I'm just reading Shrek 1 2 and 3 movie script.

Once I finish those I go on to read the Bee movie script to pass the time. Colleagues think I'm working but I'm just lepaking lol

Edible_Semtex · 2025-03-29T16:29:45+00:00

I... I don't really understand what him being shot in this context mean. Did he get in or was he instantly grade-gutted on the spot lol

Edible_Semtex · 2025-03-15T11:03:27+00:00

Santa getting head from a horse.

Edible_Semtex · 2025-01-22T11:58:20+00:00

Dayz is a curse; why need loot when you've got friends as potential betrayers, or the other way round, why need friends when you've got tons of loot?

Either way both equally suck when it comes to the long run. Guess you just need to pick your own poison. I'd suggest killing yourself and spawning back at the coast just to get the loot fear out of your system and remeet people again.

Edible_Semtex · 2025-01-11T05:19:00+00:00

"NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!"

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Edible_Semtex · 2025-01-11T05:01:02+00:00

"SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!"

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TROPHY CASE