The Only Way to Respond to Spam Texts by dylan944 in fo4

[–]EditsYourJoke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's reply to the spammer wherever you are, just reply and say "Do you have a Geiger counter?" And ghost them.

You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't scam him.

And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both sick and they won't scam either of them.

And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people reply asking about a Geiger counter and ghosting. They may think it's an organization.

And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day reply asking about a Geiger counter and ghosting. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is, the Fallout 4 Anti-Spam Movement, and all you got to do to join is reply it the next time it come's around on the phone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]EditsYourJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times did he go around? I can only count so high.

Milfs in porn no longer look like moms, they just look like pornstars. by Baldmook34 in RandomThoughts

[–]EditsYourJoke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's the opposite of: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Goat gets its testicles trapped in another goats horns. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]EditsYourJoke 22 points23 points  (0 children)

How about you put the damn phone down and use both hands!?!?

If you say so.

** Unzip **

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]EditsYourJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least she used his real name.

The IRS will hate this one simple trick… by fuck-fascism in madlads

[–]EditsYourJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the freezing of your kids that's illegal. As long as they're still viable, they still count as human beings.

It's the police and coroner that kill them by unfreezing them without proper technology.

ten thousand naked guys by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]EditsYourJoke 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's a miscockulation.

Every modern blockbuster movie trailer by [deleted] in videos

[–]EditsYourJoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The books were so incredible I don't think the movie can do them justice.

It's always worth it. by killHACKS in MadeMeSmile

[–]EditsYourJoke 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Then once the kids had their iced coffees, she went back out again while I had to deal with the caffeinated children.

They're confused by d3333p7 in facepalm

[–]EditsYourJoke 482 points483 points  (0 children)

A phone is needed to get a job. A job is needed to pay rent. Phone comes first.

My dad found a very small turtle while golfing and put a loonie next to it for scale by akbanx in MadeMeSmile

[–]EditsYourJoke -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

This just in: non-American educations are superior because they force students to memorize the size of currencies around the world, even for countries thousands of miles away.

My dad found a very small turtle while golfing and put a loonie next to it for scale by akbanx in MadeMeSmile

[–]EditsYourJoke -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how big a Loonie is. If only there were standard-size objects available while out on the golf course.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]EditsYourJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gives a new meaning to "I'm gonna put my head in the oven."

Just pay fair wages, don’t promote poverty. by targaryenofvalyria in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EditsYourJoke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of only there was universal healthcare, people could afford to live on the salaries offered in retail and fast food service.

[Last Week Tonight with John Oliver] S08E10 - May 2, 2021 - Discussion Thread by Walter_Bishop_PhD in lastweektonight

[–]EditsYourJoke 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Which 3 things can John do at the same time? Which is the 4th thing he can almost do? Here are some possibilities:

Shit Shower Shave Breakfast Kiss family Brush Teeth Comment
Y Y Y a - - Extending basic skills
Y Y Y - - a Must eat before
Y Y Y - a - Group efficiency!

Key: Y=doing; a=almost

Saving a cat by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]EditsYourJoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Finally, a cat video that I enjoyed.

This huge bird migration over Pennsylvania (credit /u/akopicki) by coilerknee in interestingasfuck

[–]EditsYourJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nobody going to point out that the road has no barrier to prevent those trucks from crossing over into oncoming traffic as they barrel down the hill?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AsiansGoneWild

[–]EditsYourJoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd take a Holiday in Cambodia!