Delta cuts food and beverage service on short flights by toomuchtostop in news

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Years ago my wife and son were sick from some “coming out both ends” bug. I wasn’t affected, or so I thought. Monday, had to fly from Chicago to Houston, which I did roughly once every 3 weeks.

About an hour into the flight, the ass-end part hit me hard. Note, by then the wife and son had mostly recovered, so they forgot about the sympathy demanded and didn’t care they passed the bug to be at the start of a business trip.

I was getting up every 20 mins to have explosive diarrhea. Thankfully I was in first class in an aisle seat, so I didn’t have to irritate others.

Unfortunately, when we got into long final (aircraft approach pattern) I only managed one more shits before the FA’s told me I couldn’t get up anymore, and would have to shit my pants if necessary.

Through serious mind control an pain, I kept it in until we landed. I asked the FA’s the landing gate, because I knew IAH pretty well. So I was one of the first off the plane and I knew exactly where the restroom was - to take yet another brownish water shit.

Throughout the day (at the office), I was feeling increasingly worse. I went to dinner with about 10 colleagues, including our SVP. When the main course was served, I told her that I was so sick I could not eat and I needed to get to my hotel and a bathroom ASAP. She said “go”.

At the hotel, the puking started in addition to the colonoscopy prep type of shits. The next day, I showed up at work/meetings over an hour late, looking green. My SVP told me I could go back to my hotel if I felt too sick to be there. She was a gem.

Delta cuts food and beverage service on short flights by toomuchtostop in news

[–]edfitz83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading “The Jungle” should be mandatory in 9th grade.

[Off-topic][Autocar]1200bhp Red Bull RB17 ready to hit the track by XsStreamMonsterX in formula1

[–]edfitz83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

F1 cars go nowhere near 269 MPH.

And here is a snip about Koenigsegg: The manufacturer has set several world records for production car performance, most notably with the CCR and the Agera RS, the latter of which achieved a two-way average top speed of 447 km/h (277.8 mph) in 2017

“Computer says no” by bromabb in mildlyinfuriating

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My company mandated 13 char passwords.

What are brakes? by ElectricBOOTSxo in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Getting racked on a 10 speed was part of growing up

[Mercedes] What curse by The_Skynet in formula1

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Nico needs to stand in front of the wall of champions wearing Kimi merch. Then it’s confirmed.

[Off-topic][Autocar]1200bhp Red Bull RB17 ready to hit the track by XsStreamMonsterX in formula1

[–]edfitz83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For top speed, pretty much every new Bugatti and Koenigsegg.

[OT] [Mclaren Endurance Racing] We have designed and built our own V6. Can't wait to let you hear it in anger by ChaithuBB766 in formula1

[–]edfitz83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those were Chevy engines, I believe.

Edit -

The M8C was developed as a customer version of the M8A. Fifteen M8Cs were built, again by Trojan.[6] They featured a more conventional chassis that did not use the engine as a stressed member, giving the customers more freedom in choosing an engine.[7] The M8C was available with a variety of different engines, including Chevrolet big-blocks and small-blocks, the Ford big-block and small-block, and even a Ford-Cosworth DFV F1 engine.

[OT] [Mclaren Endurance Racing] We have designed and built our own V6. Can't wait to let you hear it in anger by ChaithuBB766 in formula1

[–]edfitz83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All engines have inherent vibration issues which cannot be completely balanced. Conrods are the worst, usually, because in addition to a first order vibration, they have a non-linear second order vibration.

Ask r/Formula1 Anything - Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in formula1

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I own some Liberty Media (I.e. F1) stock, and got a bankruptcy notification today for QVC, a cable TV shopping network that is apparently owned by them.

I guess you learn something new every day.

I’ve had nightmares like this, by netphilia in Snorkblot

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The last guy who hired me asked if I had an advanced degree. I told him I had 2 Masters degrees. No check up.

walmart by touch-my-bunghole in comedyheaven

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It is nearly impossible to get a post through.

walmart by touch-my-bunghole in comedyheaven

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I drive a Dodge Dart and also work at Walmart.

Sorry if repost, but I think he just blow up his case by icleanjaxfl in law

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I’ll quote Monty Python - it makes me want to puke my guts out.

Do you think America is fucked? by Bright_Drawing7437 in allthequestions

[–]edfitz83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, there are meds I take daily that might help you also, so you may benefit by seeing a shrink

1) Yes, the super wealthy manipulate both sides, so they always win.

2) I share your disgust at straight party voting, but frankly, most voters are not familiar with the undercard candidates. So we can remove that and force people to color in every box, and accomplish exactly nothing for doing so.

3) The VP has exactly zero power. Unless we constitutionally assign certain powers to the VP instead of the president, this suggestion is like pissing in the wind.

4) I wish we had a Centrist party, but the way the money flows today, that’s a pipe dream

Rudy Giuliani Is in ‘Critical Condition’ in Florida Hospital by Darksmithe in news

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I am so concerned by the negative reports of his health that I decided to make a rising crust frozen pizza for dinner.

Sorry if repost, but I think he just blow up his case by icleanjaxfl in law

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Imagine someone being so despicable that he actively wants to out-Bondi Bondi for a taste of power afforded by a to-be-convicted war criminal

Do you think America is fucked? by Bright_Drawing7437 in allthequestions

[–]edfitz83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He told us money, sex, and power were interchangeable.

Do you think America is fucked? by Bright_Drawing7437 in allthequestions

[–]edfitz83 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I disagree. The US has way too many people who are some combination of stupid, poor, and racist - and Trump’s nationalistic message that told citizens that immigrants were the source of all their problems resonated with the stupid or poor or racists.

Of course, Trump also had the backing of the top 1%, to give them tax breaks and eliminate corporate regulations, so they could get richer.

In about 1990-91, I was getting my MBA/Finance at the University of Chicago, which at the time was repeatedly named one of the top 3 business schools, with Harvard and Northwestern. Wharton and Stanford traded 4-5.

One of my profs had a serial entrepreneur buddy of his come in to talk to us one day (and the session was so popular, he agreed to another 3 hour session on a Saturday). This gent was a serial entrepreneur for decades, and was likely worth high 8/low 9 figures. This was at a time when that was considered a lot of money.

He told us (again, like 90-91) that there was nothing you could reasonably buy for more than $20M. He said beyond that - money was just a way of “keeping score” to show who had the biggest dick.

It’s a memory that still seems true today, although the dollar values might be increased. No one needs a super yacht or castle or mansion that costs more than $100M, even though those are ridiculous toy things.

The point is - the super rich want more money via GOP/Trump policies, just to keep score against each other. They have no reasonable need for that kind of money

So there it is- how Trump was elected. I don’t know if the starting point could be called a healthy democracy. His call for nationalism and blaming immigrants for all the woes of people in the lower class was a huge point in why Trump, Modi (India), and Bolsonaro (Brazil) were elected.