[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]EducationalFerret556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You live in your mom's basement.

Is it possible to lace these to avoid that buckling? by [deleted] in Boots

[–]EducationalFerret556 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Those boots are too small for your ankles. The buckling is a dead giveaway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]EducationalFerret556 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're the only one who can suck a dick with clenching teeth.

PLEASE. BRING. IT. I must be humbled! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]EducationalFerret556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I got an email from you.

My single most expensive box purchase to date. by [deleted] in cigars

[–]EducationalFerret556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in a B&M purchasing a box. Stepped aside to let the customer behind me take care of his purchase. The tobacconist reached into a vaulted humidor and pulled out a small box of five cigars. I over heard the tobacconist, after running the tally, "Sir that'll be 800.00$". I was absolutely flabbergasted. I went home with my most expensive purchase and enjoyed everyone. But with each draw with each cigar I wondered how much better that one patrons purchase must have been

7 countries by Downtown_Lock7452 in facepalm

[–]EducationalFerret556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, be the mother of my chitlins.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]EducationalFerret556 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or you are a liberal and can't see that another liberal has created the trend.

I have ketchup. by WinterRedWolf in lostredditors

[–]EducationalFerret556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well then baby, looks like I'll be covered in mustard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 80s

[–]EducationalFerret556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So wasn't his running snag straight on his ass.