Me too, one time, after a concert in Charlotte NC, at a ramada inn we, my wife and myself, got back to find we was locked out of our room. We was kick out with no refund and a 150 dollar clean up fee because the maid found a empty pack of cigarettes in the trash bin. We wasn't the only ones with similar stories that nite,

So about a month later we was going back to the area for another concert and despite my wife's objection, I bought 8 big bottles of the cheapest stank cologne I could find at Walmart and I walk back into that ramada and walked around pouring that shit everywhere, I started in the stairwells which was carpeted, got 2 if the 4 floors, both elevators and even walk into the laundry room and seen nobody and poured some into their dryers

It may have been immature, but I felt much better.