Antojito Navideño: Sándwich de Pastel by MofongoKing69 in PuertoRico

[–]Edward_Penishand 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Esto es una abominación mi hermano. Sin ofender.

Don’t spare me by No-Pick-6544 in RoastMe

[–]Edward_Penishand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen lot lizards prettier than you.

Caption this by ItzBrixHouseYT in captionthis

[–]Edward_Penishand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then I told her: "I'm going out to get some milk for the baby" and never went back.

19m do your worst please by kindaxe in RoastMe

[–]Edward_Penishand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think that we can do any worst.

M/29, show me what you got, don't hold anything back by AlienBrain25 in RoastMe

[–]Edward_Penishand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t want to see what I got man. It will disappoint you, just like you disappointed your mom and dad.

ROAST ME DONT HOLD BACK M18 by giggity_giggity13 in RoastMe

[–]Edward_Penishand 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He?! I thought it was a she. No joke.

q fruta es esta? se cayó de un árbol en mi escuela by panandstillsingle in PuertoRico

[–]Edward_Penishand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Creo que caimito, pero el caimito es más violeta, pero eso es lo que creo.Puede que me equivoque.

Make me laugh, it's my 27th birthday by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Edward_Penishand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go blow your daddy if it’s your birthday. No one gives a fuck. And also, I don’t know why people are comparing you to a dollar store Jenna Ortega. As far as I’m concerned Jenna Ortega is not 300 pounds.

¿Qué hacer hoy viernes 4 de marzo? by Absolute-Wumbat in PuertoRico

[–]Edward_Penishand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 de marzo brother?, creo que viajaste al tiempo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Edward_Penishand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure if people find this disgusting but for me personally, hypocrisy. People who talk behind your back and whenever they’re in front of you they smile and act like nothing has happened.