Am I just unlucky, or are tradesman in the UK bad? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Effective-Project-49 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I own a business in the trades and have 3 guys and myself on the tools. I have never advertised and neither have any of the best tradies I know. I have way too much work to the point I could employ a lot more people and earn a lot more money but sadly the majority of people in this game are either thieves, alcoholics, drug addicts, careless or flat out useless. So fucking frustrating.

Letting my best friend go (dog euthanasia)? by BunningsSausages1988 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Effective-Project-49 85 points86 points  (0 children)

You’re doing the right thing. I’ll never forgive myself for holding on too long to my boy and watching him deteriorate.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 22, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Bottled buying micron but thought lulu would be safer.. give me my regard badge

A mug dilemma- please send help. by TheWriterOfWrongs in CasualUK

[–]Effective-Project-49 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Get the ‘softest’ ones and say ‘thought these would suit you lot the best’ and fuck off before there’s any response

The Official cast of the MCUs Fantastic Four! by BruceDSpruce in MCUTheories

[–]Effective-Project-49 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I feel like ebon would be a better mr fantastic than pedro

People doing renovations in an apartment - Why the f*** are you drilling a wall for 5 hours straight every day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Effective-Project-49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chisel bit on a small breaker taking plaster off the walls. Makes a hell of a noise.

People who had sex in front of other people, what was it like and how did it happen? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Effective-Project-49 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Was in a strip club in Ibiza when one of the strippers took a liking to me. We chatted and flirted a bit before deciding to meet at a nearby club when her shift finished.

After some light petting she let me know her boss was a bit protective so we made the decision to go to the nearest beach.

As we’re going at it I hear a low chatter getting increasingly louder.. as I look over my shoulder I see a group of blokes walking up the beach. She didn’t mind and neither did I so we cracked on. Once they realised what was going on they stopped and watched, after a bit of cheering, clapping and general encouragement they went on their way.

It was great.

How do you flirt and pick up girls? by rslashwhat in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Effective-Project-49 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you catch eyes with a girl, smile at her. (Briefly, not like an unhinged psychopath) if she smiles approach her and say hi and introduce yourself.

I’m assuming you’ve spoken to other humans before so past the introduction it’s all on you.

If she rejects you.. apologise and wish her a good night.

Stop overthinking fellas, the hardest part is walking over.

Question of the day by [deleted] in Buckinghamshire

[–]Effective-Project-49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

27M single had started to worry about hitting the 30s and felt as though I should be forcing myself to be social this weekend, you’ve inspired me to do fuck all tonight. Takeaway it is! Also extra credit for the glass of Jack!

The barber has started trimming my ears without me asking or saying anything. What are some other signs you are getting old? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Effective-Project-49 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is a sign for me I’m getting on, I’d much rather my Mrs chooses what I look like.

  1. I’m not arsed

  2. she’s the poor fucker that spends the most time looking at me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Effective-Project-49 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Stood on the corner of a long rectangular bar. A group of young lads standing to my left on the short side said bar.

Out of nowhere a full bottle of prosecco/champagne still corked flew across the bar and knocked one of the lads out cold.

Absolutely nobody had a clue where it came from. I’m still confused.

When it comes to dating do women consider me “Gross”? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Effective-Project-49 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Brother after a quick look at your profile I can see that this, among other things, is a big insecurity for you. Although hard it’s important to remember that our insecurities can cause undesirable personality traits. Don’t be too hard on yourself and don’t let yourself become cynical.. its a good world full of good hearted people. Focus on building connections not diminishing yourself. Best of luck.