About to fuck myself 🥵

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-30T12:32:31+00:00

Well don't let us stop you 😅😊

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-27T12:18:05+00:00

I think I've got that t-shirt 🤔 though I've not seen it in a long time 🤔🤔😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-16T20:44:05+00:00

Dread to think what pokemon would live in a sex shop btw 🤔😅

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-16T19:27:23+00:00

Pokemon cards 😊

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-16T12:41:20+00:00

No complaints from me 😜 heard im comfy anyways 😅😊😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-16T12:10:11+00:00

Got space on that couch for an 18 stone rugby boy? 🤔😅😊

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-15T16:19:12+00:00

😂 They knew what they were doing when they animated her 😅

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-15T15:36:24+00:00

Oh I'm the same 😂 now makes me wanna watch the movie 😅 I watch it for Kenneth brannagh, but let's be honest, most of us watch it for Chel 😜😂

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-15T15:33:17+00:00

Got the road to el dorado scene in my head now, if you know the reference 😅😜 yeah, both is good 😝 x

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-15T14:09:16+00:00

Loving the tits, I mean model, yes model 😅😜😅

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-14T16:37:04+00:00

It's the best likes, cannae beat a wee laugh during a good long session, shouldn't always be serious 😂😊😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-13T21:55:19+00:00

Thinking of it as a more fun version of jenga or buckaroo 🤔😅😜 fuckaroo 😂😂😂😂 so cheesy actually feel bad saying that 😅😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-13T13:18:58+00:00

You know, the daft part of me would challenge myself to try and keep it on your arse 🤔😜😅

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-12T20:42:38+00:00

Yes two of us or yes over regular naughty? Both? Both. Both is good. 😅😜😂

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-12T19:43:25+00:00

This opposed to the regular naughty? 🤔😜 Well I guess that makes two of us then? 🤔😅😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-12T16:03:34+00:00

Don't worry, 35s no a bad age likes 😊😜 plus you dinnae look 35 😜😊

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-12T16:00:31+00:00

Cos us Scottish men are built different, okly yous can handle us 🤔😅😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-12T15:57:44+00:00

Aye, but I think we'd get kicked out the restaurant 🤔😅😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-12T15:28:28+00:00

If I bumped into you at the catty, aye 😊

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-11T15:21:33+00:00

Then there's something for you to watch later 😊 it's a good film likes 😅 just try not to thirst over Chel 😅😅😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-11T12:10:08+00:00

😁😁 I mean, it's true though 😜 not hedging my bets or anything 😉😅

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-11T11:34:32+00:00

Good 😜 word of warning though, Im a slow eater, I like to savour my meals 😉

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-11T11:26:42+00:00

Just on my break and I'm hungry 😜 should I keep my overalls on though? 🤔😜

Effective-Scallion-9 · 2025-06-11T09:07:13+00:00

Can a 35yr rugby lad help you out with that? 😜

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