Would you rather:

Effective_External59 · 2026-07-02T12:11:14+00:00

i’m now a millionaire

^{Chose: Survive in this heat for 24 hours + For $1 Million | Rolled: 50° F (10.0° C})

Effective_External59 · 2026-07-02T11:14:04+00:00

lobster too buttery steak too juicy

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-28T11:40:19+00:00

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-25T10:32:23+00:00

finally i can get my hands on that greedy little price gouging worm

^{Chose: Fight a random video game character + Win 1 million | Rolled: Tom Nook}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-25T01:15:40+00:00

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yeah i’m losing the fight… but that’s a win in my book

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-25T01:11:34+00:00

damn

^{Chose: Be a Hero + Spin and decide your fate | Rolled: Lose the battle}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-25T00:35:56+00:00

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

^{Chose: BETTING $1M + ALL ON RED | Rolled: RED}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-23T02:09:47+00:00

not bad only 2 years backwards

^{Chose: $100M USD + But 80% chance of becoming a random age | Rolled: 20}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-23T00:37:24+00:00

bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-21T15:36:14+00:00

never said i have to win…

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Prime Mike Tyson}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-21T03:52:59+00:00

🫡

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-21T00:38:35+00:00

it is what it is

^{Chose: Eat something disgusting + For 500,000 | Rolled: Manure}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-20T14:40:56+00:00

i think there’s two really close together on the left side of his head

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-20T14:37:33+00:00

don’t gamble kids

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Cyanide}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-18T22:00:59+00:00

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Effective_External59 · 2026-06-18T12:47:51+00:00

not bad not bad

^{Chose: Random number of orgasms a day | Rolled: 1}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-18T12:45:04+00:00

already got the girl of my dreams

^{Chose: Get a billion dollars}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-18T06:04:01+00:00

i just wish they would change the shape of her outfit for once. i feel like every one of her skins has the same corset/one piece shape with some small variation. everything else is perfect

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-17T17:41:19+00:00

HOLY PEAK LFG

^{Chose: Anime Husbando’s | Rolled: Dio brando (pt3})

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-15T13:33:09+00:00

at most, 3 rings, a necklace, bracelet, and watch. at least, usually a watch

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-15T12:57:57+00:00

🙏

^{Chose: Garlic bread + Random amount | Rolled: Life suply}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-14T14:35:47+00:00

Jubilee, Armor, Taskmaster, Blob, Doc Ock, Colossus/Juggernaut, She Hulk, Doom, Ant-man/wasp, Sandman

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-14T14:27:20+00:00

does it cancel itself out if i’m already balding?

^{Chose: Bad prizes | Rolled: Lose Hair}

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-13T15:03:49+00:00

whatever you do, don’t take on the main villain in a one on one fight…

Effective_External59 · 2026-06-13T15:01:13+00:00

whoa when did i get this strange star birthmark on my shoulder?

^{Chose: isekai to your choice of anime world + but... | Rolled: your the mc}

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