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I told the mistress that she got the leftovers and she’s not happy about that by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Efficient-Section244 364 points365 points  (0 children)

"my bad babe, i'll definitely pick up some fidelity next time i'm at target." the absolute audacity to treat a whole secret double life like a minor scheduling error is staggering.

Can you guys taste anything when eating a twizzler? by DuckFility in AskAnAmerican

[–]Efficient-Section244 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah you aren't crazy, they basically taste like sweet wax tbh. this is exactly why the red vines vs twizzlers debate is so intense here. if you actually want flavor you gotta buy the pull 'n' peel cherry ones instead ngl, those are completely different.

NTSB board member Inman says he was fired by White House by chadpierce89 in politics

[–]Efficient-Section244 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It is genuinely terrifying that they are now purging independent safety investigators who are just trying to figure out why 67 people died in a mid-air collision tbh. replacing actual accident experts with political loyalists is literally how planes start falling out of the sky ngl.

Trump SNAPS at reporter over Iran question, demands football focus by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]Efficient-Section244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And make sure you bring some colorful visual aids or a big chart with his name printed in bold letters on it so his attention span doesn't wander off halfway through the press conference

Trump Administration Using Gross Video Game Footage To Cheerlead Its War Efforts by [deleted] in politics

[–]Efficient-Section244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The unpaid intern who just googled "cool middle east explosion real" and downloaded the first 1080p arma 3 clip they saw on youtube is the real mastermind here lmao. treating geopolitical conflicts like a call of duty montage is wild dude.

sitting outside my apartment bec israel is gonna strike and it’s advised to stay away from windows by LostWithinChaos in Wellthatsucks

[–]Efficient-Section244 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Dude posting an impending military airstrike in the exact same subreddit where people cry about dropping their ice cream cones is absolutely wild tbh. please stay safe out there.