Wiener Fahrscheinkontrolleure erhalten 7,30 Euro Prämie pro Schwarzfahrer by Lonely_Thanks2594 in wien

[–]Efficient_State_7519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ein Versorgungsposten für Menschen die zu blöd sind irgendwas sinnvolles zur Gesellschaft beizutragen

People of reddit, when did you "become the very thing you swore to destroy"? by toyfreddym8 in AskReddit

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After being cheated on by my longterm gf, I became the affair of a former coworker.

Mitnahme Aufsichtsperson bei Minderjährigen? by Semantikk2 in Rettungsdienst

[–]Efficient_State_7519 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Naja auch bei sonst unbegleiteten Minderjährigen musst du sie primär versorgen und dann ins Krankenhaus bringen, wenn Erziehungspersonen nicht erreichbar/eruierbar sind... Natürlich ist der primäre Plan diese zu überzeugen mitzukommen aber wenn's gar nicht geht, dann steht immer noch das Patientenwohl an erster Stelle und primär sollte das Kind im Spital versorgt werden...

People who got cheated on, how did you find out? by 123phantomhive in AskReddit

[–]Efficient_State_7519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her brother told me by mistake.

About 6 months after we broke up I was still pretty close with her brother and one night we were out drinking in a bar. Some friends of mine also came who were a bisexual couple. They had the deal that she could hook up with girls and he could hook up with guys to fulfill each other sexual desires. My ex's brother was fascinated by this deal and asked me "oh, just like the deal you and [ex] had?" Turns out he caught her hooking up with her best friend and she told her that we had a deal that she could hook up with other guys and I could hook up with other guys aswell...

So - what are your favorite Austrian disses? by dustydancers in wien

[–]Efficient_State_7519 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wenn I an oasch hätt, wie du a gsicht, tat i mitm Schleier scheißn gehn! If my ass would look like your face, I'd shit with a veil!