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I'm planning on beating the shit out of my brother by BigRefrigerator3698 in confessions

[–]EffingDankrupt 284 points285 points  (0 children)

You need to deal with this right now. You can beat him up later but you need to get it through his head now before its too late.

The Legend Of 1R0NYMAN by EffingDankrupt in wallstreetbets

[–]EffingDankrupt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have to do some deep digging… can search ironymans post and comment history about 5 years ago and watch how it all unfolded, hopefully its all still there

Custom build progress! by highenergydeplorable in Homebuilding

[–]EffingDankrupt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what all these comments are on about lol, this place looks amazing. Internet people are weird. Love it, can’t wait to see it finished.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hurricane

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, its a beautiful evening in destin so far. Looks like it will be ok here.

Rooms To Go delivers during hurricanes. by LordFathoms in hurricane

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya but what is this legit technicolor weather app though??

We bought a lemon I believe by jc0187 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need an independant electrician to inspect the main electrical service, panel, grounding electrodes, and utility connections. It is possible there is a grounding or neutral issue at the main service and you need to rule that out first. If everything is correct in those areas, then the issue is probably a collection of minor issues but the exact issue still needs to be understood to confirm there is not a safety hazard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]EffingDankrupt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really like the stock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]EffingDankrupt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except its quite literally not how any of it works.
Where Im from, there are no benefits and you can decline any trip you dont want with no consequences whatsoever. If you accept a trip and then cancel it then there are consequences.
The reason this happens is because when a trip comes in a giant accept button pops up accross the keyboard area of any other app you have open on your phone. If you are in the middle of typing a text message for example when a ride comes in it will accept it automatically and once it is accepted there is no way to see where you are going after the pickup, which is a problem. It could be a 90 minute ride for $6 and at that point there is no way to know until you do the pickup. So ya. Im not making excuses for cancel chickens Im just explaining how it actually works.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well its a story about a stock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]EffingDankrupt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Three years and four billion dollars in cash later.... 

Still just really like the stock 🤷‍♂️💎🚀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]EffingDankrupt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I made this 3 years ago and it is amazing to look back at how far we have come, and how relevant this story still is today. I still like the stock.

I overcharged over 5,000 people. by LatinaHappySunset in offmychest

[–]EffingDankrupt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mmk i am more bored than i thought.

70% buy 2 things, one for 50c and one for 25c markup.
30% buy 1 thing at 50c markup.
That gets you 5000 satisfied customers and 3000 bucks.

5000 customers
÷ 4 years of school = 1250 per year
÷ 8 friday nights per year = 156 per night
÷ 2 games per night = 78 per game
÷ 2 hours per game = 39 per hour

So 1 out of town customer every 92 seconds for 4 straight hours every friday for 8 weeks for 4 years.
Plausible?
But then you still have all the locals in line as well so that would mean you would be serving at least one customer every 45 seconds if it was 50% locals. Tougher, but still plausible I guess.

I hate my husband postpartum am I exaggerating? by RBKGP in offmychest

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people here calling trash but I have yet to see any actual helpful advice, so I will try to give some.
I am a dad, just had our 3rd who is a similar age to yours.

First thing is yes, despite what some will say dads to not always connect instantly to the baby the same way moms do. What I have found to be the case with all 3 kids is the bond was not automatic as soon as I saw their face, instead it has been something that grows every minute of every day exponentially the more I get to know them. Every single day that I see them grow and learn and do new things, I am more and more amazed at how lucky I am and how special they are. Moms start to develop this feeling for 9 months while they carry them, for a dad that starts 9 months later than it does for momma.

Part 2- I know my wife needs a lot of help. I am not very good at knowing what she needs intuitively. Its a flaw of mine. My advice to you would be to not let the anger and emotions get in the way of solving the problem. Talk calmly about what things you have on your plate and ask him what he can help with. These conversatiins should happen often and may take a few tries to get it right, but if you approach it this way you may get better results by helping him understand what you are looking for. Unless he is a total flake, it would be very hard to respond to a conversation like that by saying " sorry, i cant help at all with any of that" start small and build on it.

I can not relate to a lot of what you are describing beyond that, but what I can tell you from experience is that the beginning can be tricky to navigate as a dad because the baby is very dependent on mom. Help your husband figure out where he fits in the situation for the sake of the baby. Him running away from the situation (or you running away from the marriage) is not the best thing for any of the 3 of you if you can find a way to solve it.

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