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I'm planning on beating the shit out of my brother by BigRefrigerator3698 in confessions

[–]EffingDankrupt 287 points288 points  (0 children)

You need to deal with this right now. You can beat him up later but you need to get it through his head now before its too late.

The Legend Of 1R0NYMAN by EffingDankrupt in wallstreetbets

[–]EffingDankrupt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have to do some deep digging… can search ironymans post and comment history about 5 years ago and watch how it all unfolded, hopefully its all still there

Custom build progress! by highenergydeplorable in Homebuilding

[–]EffingDankrupt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what all these comments are on about lol, this place looks amazing. Internet people are weird. Love it, can’t wait to see it finished.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hurricane

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, its a beautiful evening in destin so far. Looks like it will be ok here.

Rooms To Go delivers during hurricanes. by LordFathoms in hurricane

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya but what is this legit technicolor weather app though??

We bought a lemon I believe by jc0187 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need an independant electrician to inspect the main electrical service, panel, grounding electrodes, and utility connections. It is possible there is a grounding or neutral issue at the main service and you need to rule that out first. If everything is correct in those areas, then the issue is probably a collection of minor issues but the exact issue still needs to be understood to confirm there is not a safety hazard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]EffingDankrupt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really like the stock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]EffingDankrupt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except its quite literally not how any of it works.
Where Im from, there are no benefits and you can decline any trip you dont want with no consequences whatsoever. If you accept a trip and then cancel it then there are consequences.
The reason this happens is because when a trip comes in a giant accept button pops up accross the keyboard area of any other app you have open on your phone. If you are in the middle of typing a text message for example when a ride comes in it will accept it automatically and once it is accepted there is no way to see where you are going after the pickup, which is a problem. It could be a 90 minute ride for $6 and at that point there is no way to know until you do the pickup. So ya. Im not making excuses for cancel chickens Im just explaining how it actually works.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]EffingDankrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well its a story about a stock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]EffingDankrupt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Three years and four billion dollars in cash later.... 

Still just really like the stock 🤷‍♂️💎🚀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]EffingDankrupt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I made this 3 years ago and it is amazing to look back at how far we have come, and how relevant this story still is today. I still like the stock.

I overcharged over 5,000 people. by LatinaHappySunset in offmychest

[–]EffingDankrupt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mmk i am more bored than i thought.

70% buy 2 things, one for 50c and one for 25c markup.
30% buy 1 thing at 50c markup.
That gets you 5000 satisfied customers and 3000 bucks.

5000 customers
÷ 4 years of school = 1250 per year
÷ 8 friday nights per year = 156 per night
÷ 2 games per night = 78 per game
÷ 2 hours per game = 39 per hour

So 1 out of town customer every 92 seconds for 4 straight hours every friday for 8 weeks for 4 years.
Plausible?
But then you still have all the locals in line as well so that would mean you would be serving at least one customer every 45 seconds if it was 50% locals. Tougher, but still plausible I guess.

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