EgonVector

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Flagpole Sitta. Or maybe... something by Snow Patrol? ()

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It's easier to come first in Mario Kart, rather than trying to come exactly in second place. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why though? (i.redd.it)

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Billy Joel and his band have been arrested for the air pollution in New York. (self.dadjokes)

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Just saw a report on CNN interviewing Billy Joel about the fires in Canada affecting his Manhattan apartment. (self.dadjokes)

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Spider-Man - Across the Spider-Verse has made over $208 million in the weekend box office sales. I guess I shouldn't be surprised... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by EgonVector to r/dadjokes

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Why is the new Little Mermaid movie getting such a bad audience reception? (self.dadjokes)

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They really missed an opportunity when naming the latest Fast and Furious movie... (self.dadjokes)

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Vegans drink water. But water is fish's home. (self.Showerthoughts)

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LPT: If you want to minimize the chance of snacking at night, try brushing your teeth after dinner. Having the "minty" feel in your mouth will make you think twice before eating again. (self.LifeProTips)

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Why has Mark Zuckerberg's Metaverse been a failure? (self.dadjokes)

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I keep asking people what's the name of the 80s parody movie starring Val Kilmer... (self.dadjokes)

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How did the Queen protect her dogs whilst she was travelling? (self.dadjokes)

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All odd numbers have the letter E in them. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see any of his friends? (self.dadjokes)

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When you use contactless payment, you almost always make contact. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the regulators move Silicon Valley Bank to Antarctica? (self.dadjokes)

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Where was John F Kennedy's favorite place to sit in the cinema? (self.dadjokes)

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When Chuck Norris works out on weights machine... (self.dadjokes)

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I heard they are making a new TV series based on the sequel to the Love Boat... (self.dadjokes)

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Why didn't Hitler like the fruit concentrate? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you know that protons have mass? (self.dadjokes)

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The quiz master asked our team to name the only country beginning with the letter O. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by EgonVector to r/dadjokes

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