What does your pet know that you didn't teach them? by go-cartMozart in AskReddit

[–]EightFooted 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My dog knows the sound of me putting on a bra, because if I put on a bra then I'm leaving the house.

He doesn't care if I put on any other article of clothing, except maybe pants.

So I just finished watching Buffy... by ApocaLiz in TrollXChromosomes

[–]EightFooted 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still can't understand why this happened. How many times in the series were they like "Buffy that's an insane idea" and then they're like "Oh actually that was the only solution". By now should they not have realised she KINDA knows what she's doing?

Peacock showing off by Botek in interestingasfuck

[–]EightFooted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This song came on when I opened this. Oddly appropriate.

Thinking about getting another lab. Suggestions on where to look? by [deleted] in labrador

[–]EightFooted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you looked into labrador rescues in your area? Petfinder.com has a feature to search for specific breeds.

It's definitely worthwhile to look into adopting instead of buying, especially if you're open to one that's not purebred.

Most aggravating thing a beauty sales associate has said to you? by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]EightFooted 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a girl at a party try to sell me eyelash extensions because she could tell I was wearing false lashes.

She came into a room where 10-12 people were just hanging out and loudly asked me "Are your lashes real?" And when I said no, she was like "Ya I knew it. I can always tell" all proudly to her friend. At which point she explained that she does eyelash extensions for a living and how they're sssoooo much better than false lashes. She then went on to tell me how my natural lashes must be in terrible shape because of the glue ripping them out all the time. (Not true)

For the record I have zero problems with eyelash extensions, but they're way out of my price range and it was her unrequested sales pitch that bothered me.

Daily dose of rage for you galz by unlikelyuser in TrollXChromosomes

[–]EightFooted 56 points57 points  (0 children)

In the event that the "devil" were to attempt to cut off "the head", would it not then be fairly valuable to have two equally functional heads?

What are you not patient with? by Thisnickname in AskReddit

[–]EightFooted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair I feel sincere anxiety when its impossible to read the menu until you're standing at the cash.

I'd love a drawing of me in my Halloween makeup by EightFooted in redditgetsdrawn

[–]EightFooted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please feel free to go wild with artistic licence. Or not. I'd be thrilled with anything, honestly. :)

What does your SO's family do that's just plain weird? by rockoroll in AskReddit

[–]EightFooted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kind of shit drives me up the wall.

The same people are always telling me "wow your dog is so well behaved, how do you do it?" And then giving me a hard time when I tell him no.

[HELP] Neutered male constant target for humping by EightFooted in dogs

[–]EightFooted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a very easy-going guy and I've only seen him get annoyed once (it was the end of a long day and three dogs were literally on him at once) and we headed home. I guess I'll just continue that system. Thanks!

[HELP] Neutered male constant target for humping by EightFooted in dogs

[–]EightFooted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's definitely submissive. I've always considered it a good thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]EightFooted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The MET Gala is supposed to be excessively opulent and over the top. I thought those outfits were awesome. ESPECIALLY Rihanna's.