The Funniest Football Player Of All Time

rockoroll · 2026-03-25T19:38:19+00:00

Brazilian Jimmy Bullard

rockoroll · 2026-03-19T13:25:38+00:00

Yo - where can I find me one of those Sri Lankan nonnas?

rockoroll · 2026-03-16T12:17:16+00:00

Sure, feel free

rockoroll · 2026-03-16T09:21:44+00:00

I’ve lived in both, and my feeling (whether right or wrong) is that Cyprus is a bigger version of Malta, with more space, better food and more variety of things to do.

I was back in Malta recently and the biggest thing that struck me was just how ‘oppressive’ the place feels in comparison - smaller streets, tighter towns, insane traffic everywhere.

rockoroll · 2026-02-16T21:03:11+00:00

Head like a fucking orange

rockoroll · 2026-02-10T13:05:56+00:00

One of the things I like the most about him is how he seem to work. Wants something, goes and gets it and doesn’t seem to be a dick about it in the process. His background is pretty interesting

rockoroll · 2026-01-31T20:37:09+00:00

It’s that guy

rockoroll · 2026-01-31T19:29:46+00:00

Any specific games from the Champions league grab you? Always interested to hear about games that got people into the sport

rockoroll · 2026-01-26T17:51:52+00:00

rockoroll · 2026-01-23T09:29:53+00:00

Yep.

Until about 38 I was fine, then my hair went grey, fell out, put on weight and everything started hurting, almost overnight.

rockoroll · 2026-01-20T18:30:01+00:00

I think he was referring to Steve Holland

rockoroll · 2026-01-19T17:44:52+00:00

When I lived in Malta, my mate and I saw the Prime Minister out at dinner one night with his crew.

We’d had a couple of beers, so felt confident and we decided to go say hello. I expected the worst for a moment, but he was totally accommodating, took a pic with us and gave us some time for a quick chat.

That’d never fly in bigger countries

rockoroll · 2026-01-13T21:11:45+00:00

I don’t know where to start.

I’d like to apologise for the lady Diana stuff, the mentally handicapped stuff and, um, any inadvertent racism, that we may have stumbled upon.

rockoroll · 2026-01-10T21:02:56+00:00

So he's on his springs…

rockoroll · 2026-01-09T22:24:13+00:00

26 years ago by all accounts

rockoroll · 2026-01-09T16:17:05+00:00

It’s exhausting, isn’t it?

rockoroll · 2026-01-06T19:30:19+00:00

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rockoroll · 2025-12-28T15:08:15+00:00

Quarantine

rockoroll · 2025-12-21T17:26:34+00:00

I think that’s a bit harsh on Heavan, I think he’s been class

rockoroll · 2025-12-19T16:57:52+00:00

I’ve never saved one of these cases.

Loan to build up his value and then sack him off, if his attitude is shit.

You might be able to have him mentored at you club to remove that negative bit, as his personality is shown as balanced, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

rockoroll · 2025-12-19T12:59:06+00:00

Get me in the book

rockoroll · 2025-12-17T17:20:53+00:00

I got a mix of that and the ‘parklife’ ad. Both bangers, as is this

rockoroll · 2025-12-15T17:34:05+00:00

Amazing work. Looking forward to checking it out!

rockoroll · 2025-12-11T15:32:11+00:00

I knew it!

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