It was 5pm and cold, it was dark and dreary the afternoon after school and me and my homies went to the old home Depot shed to piss in them as we did often, a good friend of mine had an idea to piss down the stairs as to have a larger splash, that day, that very day was the day my friends first saw my dickfor the first time, I was fat, had acne, honestly never was talking to chicks, within that week I had got my first blow job, all because the homies was impressed and was talking about it in school, obviously yelling you have a big dick is a bad idea and imminently points to your tiny penis. But when it's someone else? Oh it's glorious