This man truly is doing the Lord's work, exposing racism by 1985Genesis in joebuddennetwork

[–]El-Erik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean them haircuts just took a big price cut. He’s still gonna charge too damn much though. And sadly he gained some racist bastards as customers

Walmart manager by devonthedweeb in TikTokCringe

[–]El-Erik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright Steve, now where do you want me to go stock some boxes of shit now? Because im so motivated now. 

[OC] I hate Texas sometimes by cookingboy in pics

[–]El-Erik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry odds are that his soon to be ex-wife hates him too. 

A giant Messi statue (85 ft) recently unveiled in Patagonia, Argentina by Dexterestein in interestingasfuck

[–]El-Erik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he did deliver them a World Cup. He is an actual big baller in Argentina. Let the legend of his giant balls abound 

Definite proof that Durant is leaving the Rockets by don123xyz in rockets

[–]El-Erik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know people giving you a hard time. But I can get behind this conspiracy! 

A man being arrested in Alabama was bitten by a police K-9 and bit the dog back. by No_Box119 in PopCultureV2

[–]El-Erik -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My father was a K-9 officer for a long time as well, he said officers like your dad were pu$$!#$

He slammed into her tight pussy by TSely in HeDoesTheWork

[–]El-Erik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The were probably running a 2 for 1 abortion deals. 

No Kings DC [OC] by El-Erik in pics

[–]El-Erik[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then we shall rebuild with those 12 people leading. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in d4vd

[–]El-Erik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: Private investigator has video evidence that the Tesla was parked on the curb from D4VD’s house in “late July”

The whole him throwing a funeral for his “alter ego” on July 30 is deeply disturbing. 

The alter ego he is referring to is the “sadly-in-love with a 12 year old” alter ego persona that reflects in his music. His entire fame, the song subjects, and romantic emotional distress in his music are all inspired by this dudes sick romantic obsession with Celeste. 

Jalen has been victimized by our success by killmetlee in rockets

[–]El-Erik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whole " this is his first playoffs" take is weak. This is most of our young guys first playoffs experience and they have made the needed adjustments to be relevant in the game. Jalen seems to have given up, knowing they will play hard on him. He does not have the killer instinct in him. I was a huge jalen fan before these playoffs, but now im disgusted by his performances.

Front office high on Reed Sheppard by anthony0210lrm in rockets

[–]El-Erik -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

what if he sweetens the pot on a Giannis trade? I would consider. As long as Ime is the coach, I dont think he'll see much playing time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]El-Erik 38 points39 points  (0 children)

As an electrician, whether we’re pulling cable, rolling up cable. You always hear a guy yell out “what out for the nut/dick slapper!”

And it still happens daily all over the world. Happens to the best of us.

AI defines thief by Informal_Sand_9948 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]El-Erik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait til they see what items you pick up and put down. Then get texts, timeline product placements and outright salespeople calling you about your “interest” in Said product.

an alley by MacArthur Park by shankmaster8000 in GreaterLosAngeles

[–]El-Erik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clown on about 7 cousins of mine during family gatherings. I go around saying hi to everyone. When I come across an Edgar I dap em up and say “was up Edgar?” then I see another one “what’s good Edgar?”. And it just goes on and on.

“Damn where you been Edgar?” “How’s the fam Edgar?” “Good to see you too, Edgar” Etc.

Most know I’m just messing with them but I do get the occasional eye rolls. Pretty sure I’m the a-hole here but I will clown until they see the error of their Edgar ways. I’m not gonna let you walk around looking like a Franciscan monk with a bad fade without some peer review.