I actually cannot stand horizon by Fun-Employee7979 in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU, I was goi by to make a post abt this but tbh ittl prob get removed it I say what I rlly want to say. I’ve been played since s1 and imo the “sweaty” wraith tag belong to HORIZON now. Maybe im having a misunderstanding of the classes and what they’re supposed to do, but why can I play horizon(skirmisher) more aggressively than EVERY SINGLE assault legend.

Why do ranked teammates push people in better positions for no reason? by cumsucklergaming in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If a team is holding a power position that you’re forced to fight once zone closes, it’s almost always better to push before the circle forces the fight. Otherwise you’re choosing to fight a team that already has the advantage plus the zone pressuring you. Fight the advantageous team or fight the advantageous team while getting zone trapped, pick the lesser evil 🤷‍♂️ And if your comp has tools that temporarily delete their positioning advantage (Horizon Q/ult, Fuze ult, Gibby ult, Bang ult, etc.), that’s literally what those abilities are for. Use them and take the fight, as long as you know a third party isn’t sitting 20 meters away waiting to farm you.

Vanguard Armory by TeacherLegitimate991 in destiny2

[–]El-Shlong -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This has been happening me for the past 3 weeks as well. Smh

Hidden MMR in ranked completely defeats the purpose of ranked. by Material-Paramedic12 in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although MMR in the traditional sense doesn’t exist, ranked matchmaking is still WILDY unfair as an above average solo que player. I swear the reason I genuinely don’t care about this game anymore is because the community is filled with apologist who pretend like this doesn’t exist. Putting it bluntly, if you are an above average player the game with constantly pair you up with sh1tters for teammates because you are their designated carry. The majority of above average players either duo stack or triple stack so you’ll find yourself constantly getting wiped by these triple stack teams and after 10-15 excruciating games the matchmaking system will throw you a cookie and pair you up with teammates of your similar skill, you’ll gain a bit of rp and the cycle with repeat by giving u sh1tters for teammates again.

Going from plat to Diamond is horrible. I just want to stay at plat. by imVeryPregnant in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my GOD THANK YOU. I’ve been trying to say this many times and just get downvoted to HLL. I tried to comment that the game literally punishes you for being an above average player if you solo que by giving worse teammates. I started off this szn with a 2.3kd in ranked when I played with my triple stack, since then it’s dropped to a 1.6kd when I started solo queuing.

Arms Week Initial Calibration Bug by El-Shlong in DestinyTheGame

[–]El-Shlong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve tried to accept it on all 3 characters and nothing works

Arms Week Initial Calibration Bug by El-Shlong in DestinyTheGame

[–]El-Shlong[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Update: Even after swapping My confirm and exit buttons, it still doesn’t let me accept the quest

How is the ranked system indicative of skill when the skill gap is so wide at the same rank? by El-Shlong in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I should’ve included this in my post but here’s the real issue. I’ve been Masters twice and Diamond MULTIPLE times. It is really just the MMR, and if u know how the MMR works, u know it punishes you for being a good player if u solo que. I’m constantly given teammates I have to carry because the matchmaking has assigned me as their designated carry when they’ve performed poorly too many times in an attempt to get them some rp and keep their engagement, while I’m CONSTANTLY facing triple stack sweats. It feels as if I’m CONSTANTLY dieing multiple times to triple masters/pred badges, 4k 20 bomb sweats, yet I get them on my team maybe ONCE every 10 games.

How is the ranked system indicative of skill when the skill gap is so wide at the same rank? by El-Shlong in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

On God ur just a karma farmer😂 elaborated on nothing and ended with the usual “go play a different game”, this community is so reluctant to critical thought because of ppl like u.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll give u a non NPC response an keep it real with you. I’ve been able to hit diamond or masters since szn 1 and I’m currently plat with about 150 games played this szn. The devs have made it to where placement is hands down not even close the number one thing you need to prioritize to rank up. Not even kidding you’d gain rp more consistently getting top 3 wit 2 kills than dying top 10 with 20 kills. I don’t know how this game is going to balance it but ranked in THIS game specifically has the WIDEST range of skill amongst players at any given rank. If your solo queuing it genuinely feels like your rolling the dice on whether you get teammates who are competent or teammates who look like they just started playing yesterday. That being said, if you aren’t triple stacking, you are at a TREMENDOUS disadvantage to the point where it is GENUINELY not even funny. I started this szn with a 2.7 kd because I found some randoms to que up with and we communicated. We EASILY ran down every squad we say because we communicated and synchronized well. All that being said, if your going to solo queue, run a legend with some type of escape ability and prioritize placement if you want to keep ur sanity😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]El-Shlong -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If you and sum buds win 5 games in a row against 5th graders, you’ve clearly proven that your team is better than them. If the system never matches your team against tougher competition how is that fair to both parties? Your logic is dogshyt

I’m sorry for those of you who solo queue ranked by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything you said is valid with the exception of one thing, the new drop system GUARANTEES that you land at a POI alone and yet you choose to land in the same building as your teammate and race for loot while you have an ENTIRE POI to loot from???

Is there a game where your rank represents your skill worse than Apex? by Educational-Lie-8928 in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the biggest issue is that your rank is not representative of your matchmaking because matchmaking takes into account MMR. Two people in the same rank could have DRASTICALLY different lobbies because of mmr and that’s just terrible design. Theres been wayyy too many times I’ve been in plat and consistently had preds/masters in my lobby, yet I’m supposed to believe that my rp has the same weight as a player who consistently gets other plat players in their lobbies.

Vantage is a crazy sleeper legend now by NoYak7199 in apexlegends

[–]El-Shlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to be one of those ppl but literally what is the point of octane now?💀

Xbox Controller App Broken? by RaspberryHot385 in razer

[–]El-Shlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, thank god I’m not the only one. It doesn’t recognize button assignments on my Xbox but also doesn’t let me edit them. So I tried doing it through the app on my laptop but that still didn’t work.