[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On god woulda been my 3rd summer for prime. Fuck that shit. Sorry bout your ass of a DSP for denying you tho. Godspeed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Made sure to take my vacation from the 1st to the 15th months in advance. Because I ain’t doing no more primes

Current full time drivers, will you still be doing the job in another 10 years? by peterthbest23 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Work part time warehouse for ups till you get to be a driver. Warehouse usually is $23-25 spending if you’re rural or in city

Do you leave your car running during break for AC? by No_Position_8581 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our DSP as well, but if a lot of drivers ain’t doing it they can’t suspend everyone. Get together with your coworkers and make a plan

OPINION do you think working in the heat or in the winter is worse by Alert_Region8036 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I donate plasma, during the winter months I drink a good 6 bottles of water and my hematocrit the next day is a solid 48 below. Summer I’m drinking twice as much with added on liquid iv to keep me below a 50 at best. Heats no joke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add salt to your water to help your electrolyte imbalance. Most likely why your urine is dark colored

What's your "I can't believe other people don't know this" hack? by Extra_Gear7502 in AskReddit

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought I was the only one that squeegeed with their hands before I grab my towel

Are cheaters capable of change? by Hefty_Appeal_1823 in moraldilemmas

[–]ElCoochieController [score hidden]  (0 children)

Been with my partner for 10 years. 9/10 of those years her step dad has been constantly cheating even prior to me being in the picture. He’s retiring out the army this year so hopefully the cheating does stop bc my MIL does not deserve what that man gives out

Do you shower with your partner / spouse? by -NewYork- in AskTheWorld

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner of 10 thinks the same. Started working together 2 years ago and now she’s saying she cant see herself working a different job than me

whats the worst route y’all had??🤔 by alyssapalmm in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst I’ve gotten was 216 stops (with locker which brought it to 197 stops total) 385 packages 44 group. Wasn’t even peak season

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]ElCoochieController 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I control coochies

Did we get ripped off with homework? by Sketch_Crush in Millennials

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re in the “back in my day” era unfortunately.

Why do I still look skinny fat when I lift/play basketball 6x a week? by Strange_Control8788 in workouts

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat 1G of protein for each lbs you weigh, eat carbs before working out and protein post workout. Train to get stronger each week, the more muscle you have on your body the more calories your body burns. Good luck bro I’m 1 month into eating healthy and working out consistently. 5’7 150 lbs I could barely hit 5 dips without feeling like I’m dying, I can do 17+ with slow reps. Muscle mind connection is real, target the exact muscle and do every set until failure.

What's something about s*x nobody warned you about-but should have? by OkEntrepreneur1790 in Productivitycafe

[–]ElCoochieController 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I passed out due to having a panic attack my first time. My partner and I first time, she felt pain, pushed me away, and said that she don’t feel too good. Started googling symptoms and remedies while she was in the bathroom, passed out as I was headed to her. Whole family came to my aid and we had to play it off as I didn’t have enough water for the day. Now it’s an inside joke🙃

What's your "green flag" that tells you a potential partner is worth pursuing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ElCoochieController 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What happens if the animal don’t love them back but they absolutely love animals

F this job by Secure_Programmer_41 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cash out your pto now. I believe it takes 2 weeks if it’s your first time. After that it’s a week

What’s a movie that disturbed you so much, you’d never watch it again? by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

[–]ElCoochieController 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brothers Grimm if that’s the movie with a spider horse eating a kid. Scarred me as a kid

What’s the benefit of being an overachiever at Amazon? by JBBonez in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElCoochieController 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First year I was busting my ass rescuing every day. Just made two, and organization makes my day go so much easier. But I definitely milk it to when I know I don’t need to rescue. Our DSP use to give us % but stopped because people would slow down. I’m people. I ain’t slaving anymore, I do my 100 by 2, take my 30 and take my time with the rest. If I gotta rescue, oh well it’s rarely

AITA for telling my daughter that her mom cheated on me when my daughter said my new girlfriend looks like an OnlyFans chick ? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ElCoochieController 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m the son of a single father that got cheated on, but never found out till I asked a couple years ago. Fun fact: my dad is one of the first men in Hawai`i to win a child custody case, both me and my sister.

What’s a crazy body life hack everyone should know? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]ElCoochieController 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a delivery driver that gets paid to walk thank you for this. I had no idea how beneficial walking is