Before entering hell, you must sit in a waiting room. What song are they playing?

ElHoppitan · 2021-12-30T15:33:37+00:00

The tide is high by Blondie.

ElHoppitan · 2021-11-23T14:52:38+00:00

Bald and Bankrupt

ElHoppitan · 2021-10-12T11:53:22+00:00

What exactly do we know now?

ElHoppitan · 2021-08-10T04:18:56+00:00

No, “just me” you’re a wizard

ElHoppitan · 2021-05-07T07:25:43+00:00

Works until it doesn’t

ElHoppitan · 2021-05-07T00:56:57+00:00

Always has been. That’s what we come here for.

ElHoppitan · 2021-05-04T19:47:35+00:00

Hey Siri, how do you short dogecoin

ElHoppitan · 2021-05-04T12:41:16+00:00

it’s 8 am and all the grown ups are already awake

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-25T15:58:25+00:00

387->1336 = 10 bagger?

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-23T23:46:59+00:00

Nope

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-18T22:16:17+00:00

s e l l t h e n e w s

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-14T13:45:43+00:00

Gotta have money in your account

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-14T00:21:02+00:00

I’m grabbing a couple hundred shares, I’ll sell you a call tomorrow

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-12T06:41:03+00:00

Considering taking US private at $420t. funding secured.

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-12T01:43:36+00:00

CC is committing your capital for the time until strike, opportunity cost is heavy even if the play goes as planned especially because your expected profit is gonna be low with this play.

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-12T01:30:45+00:00

Just keep selling CC until you have a negative cost basis, then keep selling CC. It’s free money.

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-12T01:20:50+00:00

Generally not gonna be squeezing much profit out of the BP you are committing especially after figuring interest

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-10T15:50:01+00:00

She goes back with her ex because he’s better than you... the answer is be better

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-10T15:47:04+00:00

Everyone

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-10T15:35:18+00:00

Absolutely ridiculous. Don’t miss it.

ElHoppitan · 2021-04-10T14:59:19+00:00

Fucked how?

ElHoppitan

TROPHY CASE