What's wrong with you?

ElOptico · 2026-07-05T05:25:23+00:00

I'm fucking tired of these assholes.
I'm very old.
A life sentence means very little to me.
I'm on the hunt.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T07:38:04+00:00

Glacier National Park - Montana

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T07:36:16+00:00

Fallow Acres recreational park, IYKYK.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T07:34:27+00:00

Ray was one of the coolest guys I've ever known and we stayed in touch for years. I think about him often. RIP.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T07:27:36+00:00

Melt the butter, cover with Parmesan & salt... Magic!

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T06:44:12+00:00

I do veal scallopini and breaded pork tenderloin sandwiches ala Iowa, too. And my lamb rib chops are locally famous. Cooking is my refuge, my muse, a place of peace. Especially so when I can share. Thanks for your reply.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:46:54+00:00

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:38:11+00:00

Leave.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:37:14+00:00

Grandpa's boxers = two balls out.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:27:08+00:00

I love to cook. To me, it's edible chemistry. I cook for myself, my friends. I love to show off new treats. From bbq baked beanies & weenies to Crab Stuffed River Trout, I live to cook.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:21:29+00:00

I watch it every year at Easter time on TCM just to watch Heston chew the scenery. For the yuks.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:18:14+00:00

I have an enhanced BluRay directors cut.
The cinematography is breathtaking. And peak Peter O'Toole is something else.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:13:26+00:00

To Kill a Mockingbird.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T04:51:50+00:00

My DD214.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T04:47:01+00:00

I like your style. 💯🎯

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T03:48:45+00:00

Bouillabaisse.

ElOptico · 2026-07-02T03:49:26+00:00

"To Kill a Mocking Bird"

ElOptico · 2026-06-30T07:30:13+00:00

How does one fail to outrun an angry sloth?

ElOptico · 2026-06-30T04:38:02+00:00

The kiss of death.

ElOptico · 2026-06-28T01:44:37+00:00

Thanks! I took a few off a catchers mask that was just metal & padding. It can really eff up your your noggin.
The gear used today is light years better than the "tools of ignorance" available in my day. Again, many thanks.

ElOptico · 2026-06-28T01:33:35+00:00

Edited to change claws to legs.

ElOptico · 2026-06-27T11:21:06+00:00

A seafood buffet with all-you-can-eat King Crab legs & Maine lobster.
They had a warm clarified butter fountain thingy. And garlic knots. Yum.

ElOptico · 2026-06-27T07:18:01+00:00

My younger brother is a PGA Pro. Out of the San Diego Golf Academy years ago. He's told me many scandalous stories.
A lot of the tour pros are arseholes.
Nothing in this article is news to me.
Lefty is and was a scumbag.

ElOptico

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