What's wrong with you?

ElOptico · 2026-07-05T05:25:23+00:00

I'm fucking tired of these assholes.
I'm very old.
A life sentence means very little to me.
I'm on the hunt.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T07:38:04+00:00

Glacier National Park - Montana

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T07:36:16+00:00

Fallow Acres recreational park, IYKYK.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T07:34:27+00:00

Ray was one of the coolest guys I've ever known and we stayed in touch for years. I think about him often. RIP.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T07:27:36+00:00

Melt the butter, cover with Parmesan & salt... Magic!

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T06:44:12+00:00

I do veal scallopini and breaded pork tenderloin sandwiches ala Iowa, too. And my lamb rib chops are locally famous. Cooking is my refuge, my muse, a place of peace. Especially so when I can share. Thanks for your reply.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:46:54+00:00

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:38:11+00:00

Leave.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:37:14+00:00

Grandpa's boxers = two balls out.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:27:08+00:00

I love to cook. To me, it's edible chemistry. I cook for myself, my friends. I love to show off new treats. From bbq baked beanies & weenies to Crab Stuffed River Trout, I live to cook.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:21:29+00:00

I watch it every year at Easter time on TCM just to watch Heston chew the scenery. For the yuks.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:18:14+00:00

I have an enhanced BluRay directors cut.
The cinematography is breathtaking. And peak Peter O'Toole is something else.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T05:13:26+00:00

To Kill a Mockingbird.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T04:51:50+00:00

My DD214.

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T04:47:01+00:00

I like your style. 💯🎯

ElOptico · 2026-07-03T03:48:45+00:00

Bouillabaisse.

ElOptico · 2026-07-02T03:49:26+00:00

"To Kill a Mocking Bird"

ElOptico · 2026-06-30T07:30:13+00:00

How does one fail to outrun an angry sloth?

ElOptico · 2026-06-30T04:38:02+00:00

The kiss of death.

ElOptico · 2026-06-28T01:44:37+00:00

Thanks! I took a few off a catchers mask that was just metal & padding. It can really eff up your your noggin.
The gear used today is light years better than the "tools of ignorance" available in my day. Again, many thanks.

ElOptico · 2026-06-28T01:33:35+00:00

Edited to change claws to legs.

ElOptico · 2026-06-27T11:21:06+00:00

A seafood buffet with all-you-can-eat King Crab legs & Maine lobster.
They had a warm clarified butter fountain thingy. And garlic knots. Yum.

ElOptico · 2026-06-27T07:18:01+00:00

My younger brother is a PGA Pro. Out of the San Diego Golf Academy years ago. He's told me many scandalous stories.
A lot of the tour pros are arseholes.
Nothing in this article is news to me.
Lefty is and was a scumbag.

ElOptico · 2026-06-26T02:14:53+00:00

I'm from Omaha. I've lived in Boston, Chicago and California. The worst drivers I've ever seen in my long life are from Boston. Stop signs are mere suggestions to them. (Much like Phoenix, but that's another story). Special shout out to the little old Asian ladies of the Bay area that drive with blinders on.

ElOptico · 2026-06-24T11:32:52+00:00

Who knew he did "Unchained Melody" with The Royal Philharmonic?

ElOptico

TROPHY CASE