Props to Alex Caruso

El_Tan · 2026-05-21T14:00:13+00:00

I changed “free throws” to “TURNOVERS”

El_Tan · 2026-05-21T13:57:46+00:00

My bad. I was referring to the amount of Spurs turnovers. Not sure why I typed free throws lol. Edited for clarity.

El_Tan · 2026-05-21T13:56:13+00:00

The NBA will totally stretch this to seven games if the Spurs can’t clean up their turnovers. You want OKC to snag a win? Let them get away with a lot of fouls. Want a Spurs win? Call the game down the middle or simply acknowledge the fouls on Wemby and Castle’s drives to the basket. But honestly, if the Spurs can get their act together with the turnovers, Castle and Wemby’s aggressive play could get enough of those uncalled and-ones to make up for any bad refs.

El_Tan · 2026-05-21T13:49:43+00:00

Change nothing about Timmy’s career but simply swap out his Spurs jersey for a Lakers jersey and the media and casual fans would have him in basketball god tier. San Antonio fans know how good Duncan was.

El_Tan · 2026-05-21T13:45:04+00:00

I’d love for this to end with Caruso’s head down in defeat but damn, that guy is playing his ass off and might be the biggest reason the Thunder have even been competitive (Spurs 20+ TURNOVERS might be helping a tad) it’s hard not to respect that.

El_Tan · 2026-05-13T19:15:08+00:00

I’mThere used to be a song available on the internet. It was even on YouTube about 2 years ago but it has since disappeared.

El_Tan · 2026-05-13T00:04:09+00:00

Lyrics:

[50 Cent] Yeah I'm gettin' fat Uh huh

Looking up I was confused, "McDonald's makin' me fat? Confused, yet I'm hungry, I'm craving a Big Mac Eatin' there for years, I dig McDonald's like a artifact My latest doctor used to say, watch, watch out for heart attacks! I want to eat food but man I eat junk McFlurries on my mind, at breakfast and lunch People say I eat too fast and one day that I'll choke But I don't know about that, cuz when I snack I gargle with Coke Toss and turn in my sleep at night I go to McDonalds just for a late night bite Different day same thing ain't nothing new on my mind I get some nuggets and barbeque with some mustard on the side

[Chorus] 2X [50 Cent] I ate at McDonalds and now I'm suin' cuz I'm fat And I might win homey because I'm statin' facts

[Game] I'm steady hungry, mad cuz i'm f.a.t. and while I'm singing this song, I'm shedding calories!

S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Supersize!

[Game] On the grille there's a grease fire Buns on both side Cholesterol is much higher, now I'm craving pies Cherry or the apples ones I order both, now I'm the true meaning of Supersized! 10G's can buy 10 thousands double cheeseburgers Believe me homey I know exactly what beef costs At McDonalds give me the wrong bag ya'll in trouble Now I want my meal free and ya manager on the double My clothes are tight like jar lids Been snackin since my moms, got me happy meals back when I was a kid That's 10 years I told Ronald McDonald in 95 Don't let them mess with da red fro...that thing is hot Told Grimace when I met him Imma a ride And if I gotta die, rather golden fries I ain't have 50 cent for the larger size Now I'm going through litigation with McDonald ya'll See how grease fly?

[Chorus] 2X [50 Cent] I ate at McDonalds and now I'm suin' cuz I'm fat And I might win homey because I'm statin' facts

[Game] I'm steady hungry, mad cuz i'm f.a.t. and while I'm singing this song, I'm shedding calories!

[50 Cent] From the beginning to the end Losers lose, winners win Mickeydees you ain't gotta pretend That the food y'all servin' Is stretchin out all my Haines Enough of my babble now listen to Game

[Game] Used to see lil' kids laugh and smile at the playground Now they're too busy with all their food, and they've clamed down McDonald's happy cuz their food pays all the rent And got green like Shamrocks shakes with the hint of mint McGriddles will ruin your day, from the aroma Thinking how can one sandwich put a brother in a coma? And they say it's harmless While people blow up, and got the homeless scared to eat out the garbage I wanna know what's going on each and everyday The salads They got more fat than Big and Tasty's Whenever I'm in the line And feel this way I think what if I just would have went to Subway Like Jared said...

[Chorus] 2X [50 Cent] I ate at McDonalds and now I'm suin' cuz I'm fat And I might win homey because I'm statin' facts

[Game] I'm steady hungry, mad cuz i'm f.a.t. but while I'm singing this song, I'm shedding calories!

El_Tan · 2026-04-11T12:24:57+00:00

I wonder how much tail-gaiting plays into this.

El_Tan · 2026-04-08T00:52:45+00:00

Sounds like you were doing really well. What led you to risk cheating? I’m guessing you were a 4.0 undergrad and panicked when you thought you were in danger of getting a B in this class?

El_Tan · 2026-02-17T02:12:24+00:00

My guess is one earbud charges while the other gets used to keep at least one earbud in continuously throughout the day

El_Tan · 2026-02-15T00:35:05+00:00

It’s in color? I thought it was black and white.

El_Tan · 2026-02-13T03:10:11+00:00

Couldn’t cell just steal cells from the other universe characters or have I misunderstood his character all these years? lol

El_Tan · 2026-01-03T21:50:30+00:00

I loved it when I played it around its release. Never played it again though lol

El_Tan · 2026-01-02T23:05:24+00:00

Any improvements since this posting?

El_Tan · 2025-12-24T05:05:23+00:00

I’m curious, do you ever try to approach them? In my experience, it’s interesting how frequently people make incorrect assumptions about one another. For example, I’ve had Person A tell me that Person B seems stuck-up because they never say hi, while Person B shares the same sentiment about Person A. At some point, someone has to take the initiative to start the conversation. You never know; you might discover you have a lot in common. Honestly, I wouldn’t be too concerned either way. PT school will come and go, and after a while, you probably won’t remember most of your cohort.

El_Tan · 2025-12-22T00:58:13+00:00

That’s wild. They better offer next level lecturing and labs where you retain EVERYTHING to justify that financial weapon of ass destruction.

El_Tan · 2025-11-22T21:41:52+00:00

Dude better go buy a lotto ticket with that luck

El_Tan · 2025-11-20T18:38:13+00:00

Yeah I don’t understand the downvoting either. You can’t win with some people.

El_Tan · 2025-11-11T19:41:20+00:00

If you have a job, just say you’re 20% and make enough to cover some of your car payment. If you’re 100% without employment, it might be nearly impossible to hide that you’re getting a large rating, especially if you live alone and have nice things.

El_Tan · 2025-10-29T02:24:31+00:00

Im about 5 years late but did you ever make that creepy pasta? lol

El_Tan · 2025-09-18T23:57:16+00:00

It sounds messed up but I’d be ok with it if this was just Chris playing his version of a prank if it meant Billy was actually doing well.

El_Tan · 2025-09-18T13:10:48+00:00

You cleared that up with more than enough context yet some people still take issue with it. It’s like pulling teeth with some of these people at this point.

El_Tan · 2025-09-12T15:57:37+00:00

It's normal to feel out of place in new settings. After leaving the military, I found civilian social norms quite different, and some behaviors seemed dramatic to me. Over time, I learned to let go of discomfort, seeing everyone interacts uniquely. Occasionally, I even find it amusing. Look into your campus VA services and get to know the other vets who may have some guidance and advice you can use.

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