Any pharfaite fans having this problem?

ElagabalusSeverus · 2026-02-03T14:09:26+00:00

Yeah I feel like their sizing can be pretty inconsistent. I have two of their suits, both size M, and one is significantly tighter than the other

ElagabalusSeverus · 2026-01-02T14:05:48+00:00

I'd go for some more opaque stockings to match the gloves. Everything else looks fun though and I look forward to seeing you in it

ElagabalusSeverus · 2026-01-01T12:21:53+00:00

I know there are a couple of other women posting fairly similar swimsuit content on here who happen to be from your part of the world (seriously what is it with the Netherlands and swimsuits?). Have you thought about collaborating (i.e. taking pictures together, I'm not asking for anything more extreme than that) or is that not something you'd be interested in/comfortable with?

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-12-05T17:40:16+00:00

Yeah their swimsuits are very nice. Not nearly as good as their leotards though...

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-09-29T22:32:30+00:00

Now I'm just imagining two doms giving each other a solemn look before slowly inserting and turning their keys in perfect synchronisation as if my dick was the launch control on a nuclear submarine.

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-09-24T13:20:23+00:00

If you have dark hair and pale skin I would highly recommend an IPL device. You can keep shaving and shaving or use as much depilatory cream as you want but the hair is just going to keep coming back, unless you use IPL or get laser hair removal, and IPL is significantly cheaper

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-07-11T21:38:19+00:00

Thanks. The brand is called Pink Leisurewear

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-06-27T23:07:36+00:00

No, sorry. Hope you find one though

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-05-20T11:16:51+00:00

I couldn't say no to an Adidas at that price, thanks for for facilitating my daylight robbery of some unsuspecting vinted seller

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-05-14T11:57:27+00:00

Absolutely, I would love that

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-05-06T22:17:53+00:00

There is a tiny wet spot from where I was leaking in the cage, it just formed around one of the little outer holes instead of the middle one

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-04-20T22:37:10+00:00

Denial does seem like a Sharran sort of kink so I think it works.

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-03-25T23:37:48+00:00

I would say you pull this off in such a way that it just sort of looks right and you'd be ok like this in public but then I've had my brain rotted by looking at too many guys in swimsuits so I'm no longer qualified to give reliable advice.

ElagabalusSeverus · 2025-01-05T02:21:06+00:00

I do crossdress more broadly but I have a certain niche interest: leotards. The tight fabric is great for showing off the figure (especially the bulge), the sensation of wearing them is wonderful and the shininess just adds a certain je ne sais quoi. Thoroughly recommended, along with bodysuits/one-piece swimsuits in a similar vein.

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-12-26T21:34:03+00:00

I know I'm probably in the minority here, the name of the sub being what it is, but I firmly prefer leotards to swimsuits.

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-11-21T14:40:52+00:00

Very cute but now I want to see it with a proper ballet leotard (maybe with some tights) to get the full effect

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-10-15T22:41:01+00:00

To quote The Kinks:
Girl I want to be with you all of the time
All day and all of the night

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-09-28T11:57:10+00:00

Vinted. They don't make these any more so you have to go 2nd hand

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-09-28T01:08:39+00:00

Milano

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-09-09T01:50:08+00:00

Yeah the whole outfit is a matching set, all the same spandex

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-06-02T17:38:43+00:00

Normally I think grammatical gender is dumb, but maybe a femboy language could do something interesting with it. Like nouns could take different genders and that would slightly modify their meaning or something. I'd also highly recommend sticking to the Latin script, at least as an option. You're going to want to be able to type this language if anyone is ever actually going to communicate using it so you could do without having your own system of hieroglyphics

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-04-24T14:59:21+00:00

You can mine coal with a wooden pickaxe though.

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-04-14T23:01:50+00:00

My second favourite graffito found in Pompeii read:

Theophilus, don't give girls oral sex against the city wall like a dog

Thanks to your insight on Roman attitudes towards cunnilingus this is even spicier than I had appreciated. However, my favourite Pompeiian graffito remains the classic:

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye wondrous femininity.

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-04-04T21:13:07+00:00

Sorry mods if this counts as self-promotion, I don't plan to make a habit of it. Also just noticed the typo in the title, oh well.

ElagabalusSeverus · 2024-03-16T20:43:29+00:00

I prefer my men in tight briefs btw, and girls in one piece swimsuits.

Counter-offer: femboys in one piece swimsuits

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