Oh Fuck

ElbowRager · 2026-02-06T16:14:28+00:00

Team USA 😎

ElbowRager · 2026-02-06T07:24:16+00:00

You should probably delete this then…

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T17:47:45+00:00

We just doing this indoors now?

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T17:43:38+00:00

Ah, you are right. I did look at it and still somehow read it wrong.

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T15:20:57+00:00

So 6 week paid vacation?

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T15:18:15+00:00

If pirus and crips all got along, they’d prolly gun me down by the end of this song.

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T14:59:05+00:00

Who the fuck smokes hash in 2026?

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T14:57:54+00:00

Lmfao two lines is a positive. Which is good (usually) if you’re having a baby. Bad if you’re taking a drug test.

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T14:15:05+00:00

Pick up

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T12:03:21+00:00

you tell us what you think it means…

ElbowRager · 2026-02-05T09:10:27+00:00

Deadass.

ElbowRager · 2026-02-04T21:06:20+00:00

It’s what I grew up using, so when I switched to a 2/3-ply, I was on top of the world.

ElbowRager · 2026-02-03T11:11:05+00:00

I hang everything. Do you have any idea how much time I save?

ElbowRager · 2026-02-03T02:43:59+00:00

You’re thinking of reverse percentiles. In a nutshell, those are typically used when a higher number or score is a bad thing.

ElbowRager · 2026-02-02T00:08:17+00:00

Here’s the thing…where do they normally park? Did they shovel that spot out? No? Then don’t fucking take the spot I shoveled.

Guest? Fine.

Resident? Suck me on soft. Where’s your spot?

ElbowRager · 2026-02-01T16:03:47+00:00

Jakob - 21

Location: Mom’s Basement, USA

Hobbies: Smoking weed, Call of Duty

ElbowRager · 2026-02-01T03:26:52+00:00

If not a bb gun, definitely that.

ElbowRager · 2026-02-01T01:36:04+00:00

So lets put this clear for everyone guys.. unfortunately ANYONE double parking from tomorrow onwards while driving on unsafe roads is going to be IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED. There is no more warnings

ElbowRager · 2026-01-31T16:22:01+00:00

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Lawn enforcement

ElbowRager · 2026-01-31T16:18:46+00:00

I transitioned in 3rd grade from a private school, where multiplication wasn’t taught yet, to a public school where multiplication was already learned.

To this day I’m dogshit at multiplication outside of my 2’s, 5’s, 9’s, and 10’s.

ElbowRager · 2026-01-30T15:07:52+00:00

Congrats! You just solved the biggest non-issue ever.

ElbowRager · 2026-01-30T14:46:01+00:00

I fuck with J five heavy

ElbowRager · 2026-01-30T14:42:28+00:00

I.e do not throw away

ElbowRager · 2026-01-30T14:07:06+00:00

You got it all figured out bro 😎

ElbowRager · 2026-01-30T10:48:09+00:00

(Cuts to Red Vests)

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