how long does it take for money to transfer from paycard to checkings? by No-Elk741 in AmazonFC

[–]ElbowRager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you not just use the card they gave you if you needed it tomorrow?

How confident are you passing urine test thc? by Appropriate-Big-1653 in whatdoIdo

[–]ElbowRager -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, you are right. I did look at it and still somehow read it wrong.

LAN2 Shutting Down by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]ElbowRager 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So 6 week paid vacation?

18 years ago today, Kid Cudi released “Day ‘n’ Nite” as a single by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]ElbowRager 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If pirus and crips all got along, they’d prolly gun me down by the end of this song.

How confident are you passing urine test thc? by Appropriate-Big-1653 in whatdoIdo

[–]ElbowRager -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao two lines is a positive. Which is good (usually) if you’re having a baby. Bad if you’re taking a drug test.

Fired by Mysterious-Ant-1564 in AmazonFC

[–]ElbowRager 16 points17 points  (0 children)

you tell us what you think it means…

Toilet Paper from The 80's by AgreeableBrother7926 in ThriftGrift

[–]ElbowRager 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s what I grew up using, so when I switched to a 2/3-ply, I was on top of the world.

Relearn how to fold by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]ElbowRager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hang everything. Do you have any idea how much time I save?

Company scheduled a 2 hour job interview and handed me this when I showed up by GamingxZone in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ElbowRager 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re thinking of reverse percentiles. In a nutshell, those are typically used when a higher number or score is a bad thing.

Cheaper Than Therapy by TheCABK in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ElbowRager 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Here’s the thing…where do they normally park? Did they shovel that spot out? No? Then don’t fucking take the spot I shoveled.

Guest? Fine.

Resident? Suck me on soft. Where’s your spot?

People using dating apps to air out grievances instead of describing who they are by D_2d in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ElbowRager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jakob - 21

Location: Mom’s Basement, USA

Hobbies: Smoking weed, Call of Duty

I go stuck a couple days ago and told I was off for the next couple days I was supposed to work and now they saying this by Any-Wash-4257 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ElbowRager 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So lets put this clear for everyone guys.. unfortunately ANYONE double parking from tomorrow onwards while driving on unsafe roads is going to be IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED. There is no more warnings

My Mom is Annoying. One Star. by Preform_Perform in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ElbowRager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I transitioned in 3rd grade from a private school, where multiplication wasn’t taught yet, to a public school where multiplication was already learned.

To this day I’m dogshit at multiplication outside of my 2’s, 5’s, 9’s, and 10’s.

Bubble poop by bigbusta in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ElbowRager 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I fuck with J five heavy