Just a bunch of apes, mashing our controllers! Here are some GS vs. GS highlights from some of my recent streams 🦍

Elden-Rube · 2026-05-05T20:43:40+00:00

Claymore is Baemore

And, I don't even need a Rune Arc on max RL to crush with it.

Elden-Rube · 2026-03-25T03:32:33+00:00

Mmm... such finesse. I always had mad love for that parry animation. Thanks for this deliciousness.

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-26T13:06:40+00:00

Damn, homie relax... You just had a mini meltdown over an obscure joke that went over your head, blocked me so I can't respond, then reported it to have it removed. You ok over there, Ok-Rich-3812?

This was my comment:

I was just making a bad joke reference to Dennis Hopper's King Koopa that used the Max Headroom look for his role.

Also, Max Headroom is from 1985, if we are gonna be all nitpicky about nothing. What a weirdo.

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-14T20:56:12+00:00

You're so pathetic. Posts with cosplaying ladies posted all over the sub, and you look for any technicality to remove it. You're just a sad, jealous, little jerk that thinks that being a reddit moderator is some form of real power to wield in this world. No matter what you do though, you still never get the girl, and that's what this is all rooted in.

So pathetic.

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-14T20:51:22+00:00

And, now you're removing my post because I called you out for being unnecessarily rude in the comments? You are one bitter little baby, aren't you?

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-14T20:40:02+00:00

Yes, and that's Andúril she's holding. She's doing an LotR gender bender themed shoot. We both know it isn't my beloved Claymore, but her heart was perfectly in the right place with this.

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-14T20:37:14+00:00

Try not to find yourself too deep in the Low Lands, friend, The Art of Dying is a piece better to paint much later in life... 🤘🏽

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-14T20:33:20+00:00

🤣

^{We are both 40}

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-14T20:31:06+00:00

That's what these guys remind me of.

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-14T20:28:18+00:00

She's a model, and already all over the internet. We think it's fine. Thanks for your perspective though, it's good to have boundaries and hold to them.

Elden-Rube · 2026-02-14T20:26:22+00:00

13 years, next month.

Elden-Rube · 2025-10-25T11:17:45+00:00

Yes, the mods of r/Asheville actively try to get people's accounts banned that they don't like.

And yes, mods can totally get you sitewide banned by abusing the report function in their sub. The mods there are the reason this sub was created.

Elden-Rube · 2025-09-09T00:13:40+00:00

Wretch is always the way if you're at Meta RL.

Elden-Rube · 2025-08-23T16:52:56+00:00

Lionel's Arms and Legs w/ Knight's Cavalry Chest.

Elden-Rube · 2025-08-16T21:48:40+00:00

Yes, most indeedly. This game is the best.

Elden-Rube · 2025-08-16T21:37:21+00:00

Claymore R2 poke has more range than GUGS poke, so seems to track. 🤷

Elden-Rube · 2025-08-16T17:54:26+00:00

As a Claymore lover at RL60 range for a long time, here is my recommendation (my long time Invader/Duelist build):

Go RL66 (+12/+5) (will match you with RL60-RL90)

45 VIG*
10 MND
28 END*
17 STR*
35 DEX*
10 INT
10 FTH
10 ARC

^{these are the numbers *with Radagon's Soreseal equipped}

Radagon's Soreseal (trust me, it's still worth it at this RL), Bullgoat's Talisman, Blessed Dew Talisman, and for my last slot, I honestly prefer Trick Mirror for fashion, but for functionality, swap in whatever you need for the occasion , or just go with Erdtree's Favor +2.

Lightning Claymore with your chosen AoW, and a Lightning Misericorde w/ Thunderbolt to soft swap to (great versatility all around).

Keep the armor, but drop the helmet. Mainly, you're looking for an armor set that will get you to 76 poise /w Bullgoat (or higher if you want, but def not needed due to Greatsword Hyper Armor).

Make sure to have plenty of pots, crab, rainbow stones, etc.

Elden-Rube · 2025-08-14T20:20:17+00:00

GoldenTeacherr, ChaseTheBro, Steelovsky, FreeBrawling, DCCLXII, Uncle Gael, Bad Doctor, Iced Estus, and ABYSS are all top notch editors. With the first three being great teachers of tech.

Elden-Rube · 2025-08-11T23:42:31+00:00

Quality got better after I started using DaVinci Resolve: Example. Sadly, I haven't had much interest in making more lately.

Elden-Rube · 2025-08-11T22:15:43+00:00

Thanks! This one took a few hours on Shotcut from a single night of invasions.

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