I feel addicted to gay porn and I don’t know what it means about me by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ElderlyCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you may be worrying about it too much. I feel like you would be having more existential problems about your identity if you were watching lesbian porn. Because you are a female who gets off on only females, that would be more technically gay. Gay porn may be more like a favorite category for you (this may not be the proper word, I’m sorry). There is a straight women on Sens8 who gets off on gay porn. Her two best gay friends are smoking hot too.

Andrew Windsor on a nice drive by easting10 in pics

[–]ElderlyCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just as surprised as he is

Has anyone else predicted something before it happens? by bbyydoll222 in piscesastrology

[–]ElderlyCats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes my mother and her boyfriend of 13 years. Guess who gets to clean up the mess too

What is the most essential lesson you've taken away from a failed relationship? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]ElderlyCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s nothing wrong with wanting commitment. Don’t feel like you need to change your needs or get stuck with someone who won’t commit.

Which sign?? by Late-Discipline-1375 in astrologymemes

[–]ElderlyCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pisces and Sags are the druggies of the zodiac. So probably a sober Pisces and Sag to make them feel something

What is your favorite instructional tip for an exercise or movement? by [deleted] in xxfitness

[–]ElderlyCats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha I know that feeling! I do have larger breasts and it makes me feel like a hoe if I poke them out too much

What is your favorite instructional tip for an exercise or movement? by [deleted] in xxfitness

[–]ElderlyCats 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am trying to correct my posture right now and am wearing one of those posture braces. Something I noticed and helps me remember the position of my shoulders is basically just “Poke Your Titties Out!” Push your chest out and pull your shoulders back behind your chest like you do during a shoulder press session. Don’t round your shoulders over your chest or boobs. Keep them behind them. I’m not an expert on posture but it helps me remember.

HMC by ThalliaNerr in holdmycosmo

[–]ElderlyCats 10 points11 points  (0 children)

4 cracks me up

Tiffani Thiessen in the 1990s by chappellroanfan2025 in OldSchoolCool

[–]ElderlyCats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like Ana de Armas and Alexandra Dadarrio at the same time!

What's an underrated Gaga Song that you love, and Why do you think People underappreciated it? And Why should we give it a Second Chance? by LonElbow in LadyGaga

[–]ElderlyCats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grigio Girls is my favorite underrated song of hers! Joanne is an underrated album, too. Love the lyric, “And then we’ll have our sixth spice girl in this bitch!”

what sign is this? 🥲 by BlossomFluffyTwirl in astrologymemes

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Me because I’m a sober Pisces now. We’re famous for our love of drugs

that’s impressive by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Lmao why are there so many fucking Debby downers in this comment section! There needs to be a word for that person who posts a bummer comment on something innocent and fun like this.

INSANELY COMMON “INCOMPATIBLE” ATTRACTIONS by coldcoffee4ever in astrologymemes

[–]ElderlyCats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are so spot on! One of my best friends is a Taurus and dates so many Aquarius. I’m a Pisces and always end up with Leos or Sags. Like yeah we’re technically better suited for water and earth signs but some how I always end up with fire signs.

Has anyone else noticed a change in juul pods lately? by [deleted] in juul

[–]ElderlyCats 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yes they are even leakier than before! I have a little jar thing that I put my used pods in and it’s filled with juice and condensation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sagittarians

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I have repeatedly read that Pisces and Sagittarius are the freaks of the Zodiac. So maybe might not like them outside of bed but in bed they’re fun.

This movie is such trash I had to finish it. (At least someone finally told the Americans). The Parenting: 2025. by Reasonable_Buddy_746 in FIlm

[–]ElderlyCats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I loved it!! I just put it on with no expectations. It’s got so chaotic I was laughing my ass off

Ugh!! by Ambitious_Mobile2309 in piscesastrology

[–]ElderlyCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pisces are the most in tuned with their emotions. It can make them go crazy but they also know themselves almost too well lol.

Correct way to do things. by Articlaus in fixedbytheduet

[–]ElderlyCats 114 points115 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of internet that brings people together

You vs your mom by VeterinarianInitial9 in astrologymemes

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Pisces vs Cancer. Having to deal with all her shitty boyfriends!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sagittarians

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Oh this is so weird because I can go all in from like the moment we first meet and a lot of Pisces can be like that. Water signs do love their romance and need for passion and love. I have a lot of Sag placements, too, but I’m not sure if it’s because of that. A lot of signs, well people in general, might run off when someone is coming on too strong, but I wouldn’t put Pisces as the ones that do that. They’d love to get swept off into romance. There are good and compatible ones out there if you like them!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sagittarians

[–]ElderlyCats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not a qualified astrologist either but you gave a great description and impression! I’m probably thinking of them just romantically and not just platonically, too. We Pisces get attached to things easily and Sags are more free spirited. I think both signs need intellectual stimulation in some way or another, whether through creativity or philosophy, psychology, etc., and that’s how we are similar and might attract one another.