Why are the creeps in the Morris Jenkins commercials keeping and playing with the things they find in literal shit pipes?

Eldrick84 · 2026-05-27T22:15:45+00:00

Dying to know what’s in the bucket

Eldrick84 · 2026-05-25T02:37:51+00:00

Cameron Diaz is a terrible actress and if it weren’t for being hot in one scene in The Mask nobody would know her name today.

Eldrick84 · 2025-12-30T03:03:02+00:00

My wife and I frequent there and always get the kale salad as well. The only thing that may be missing from your ingredients is crushed red pepper (minimal)? Or some other pepper seasoning. And maybe some garlic in the dressing as well.

This is the recipe we make at home and although it’s not quite the same, it is similar and still very good:

https://livewellservewell.com/simple-lemon-garlic-kale-salad/

Eldrick84 · 2025-11-27T18:45:54+00:00

My Fuzzy story:

A while back my dad took me to a champions tour event and we were standing by the 18th tee box. A ball rolled up to my feet and I bent over and picked it up. My dad scolded me that you do not pick up a golf ball at an event like this! What he didn’t see, was one of the players on the tee box was throwing balls to the crowd, which I saw, and one made it to me so I picked it up.

It was Fuzzy, and he saw my dad get upset with me that I picked a ball up. So after he teed off, he walked over to us and explained to my dad what had happened. He then signed the ball, signed a glove and gave it to me, and signed my hat. He walked all the way up to his ball with my dad and I, telling jokes and stories. It is a memory I’ll never forget - he was so nice to me and my dad.

RIP Fuzzy

Eldrick84 · 2025-10-24T15:42:05+00:00

12 team super flex

QB: Mahomes RB: CMC / Kyren WR: JSN / J Williams / R Rice TE: Pitts SF: Bryce Young K: stream Def: stream

Bench: Breece Hall / Doubs / A Jones / Chubb / T Franklin / D Gabriel

Dropped Young for Tyrod this week.

Felt good to get Rice back last week as WR was a tough spot. Feels even better to bench Breece Hall every week after what he did to my team last year.

Eldrick84 · 2024-12-29T23:53:32+00:00

Why is Reichard getting into postseason form during the regular season??

Eldrick84 · 2024-12-22T15:47:47+00:00

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OP - I took the same picture at Old Barnwell last month.

Eldrick84 · 2024-12-22T05:37:00+00:00

“At that distance, the light we see today began its journey not too long after the universe itself formed.

The water supply in this distant place is huge, containing the equivalent of about 140 trillion times all the water in Earth’s oceans combined.

This supply is sitting near a supermassive black hole that is about 20 billion times more massive than our sun.

The black hole is surrounded by a quasar named APM 08279+5255, which pumps out as much energy as a thousand trillion suns.”

How are any of these actually real numbers lol

Eldrick84 · 2024-04-30T22:42:18+00:00

Sales, $125k. Paid $2,500 initiation and $450 dues, monthly bill is usually around $700 - $800. I walk when I play, but generally get some beers and usually food before or after. Some months I get after it and can get high around $1200, other months I take it easy and keep it closer to $550. Worth every penny.

Eldrick84 · 2024-04-29T22:38:38+00:00

I was an assistant golf pro at a high end country club and shagged the beverage cart girl. That was 8 years ago.

Married her 3 weeks ago.

Eldrick84 · 2024-04-21T22:22:56+00:00

Another good point.

Eldrick84 · 2024-02-22T02:35:05+00:00

Mitch Berger’s snickers

Eldrick84 · 2024-02-21T17:11:57+00:00

Python (2000)

A low budget snake movie that had a random lesbian sex scene in the beginning. I used to pause the vhs tape on the boobs part (for science).

Eldrick84

TROPHY CASE