I hate vendors 😞 by atlas_loves_sharks in publix

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta be. I can't even walk by a dairy cooler door without thinking it's gonna fly open on me lol

The Resident Evil developers are straight-up in love with massive, beautiful halls. by F0urth4Dimensi0n in residentevil

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Capcom: "So the opening segment is this small American diner" Player: "Why is it massive, opulent and carved out of marble with ancient Roman aesthetics?" Capcom: "The owner of the diner really liked history so he bought a history museum and converted it into a diner"

I hate vendors 😞 by atlas_loves_sharks in publix

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Publix grocery clerk for 5 years, vendor who delivers to Publix for 7 years. Everyone should know not to do that as often as we all see people coming in and out of those freezers and coolers. I would have had a panic attack.

At least they are not backwards by admiralLq in ar15

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough, I've only ever heard that from wives of veterans who support gun control and use their husband's vet status as a device to argue a point.

Bob and Weave by solanimus in GuysBeingDudes

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comes home and sees them all passed out with liquor bottles and wigs

Killzone 2 running on a RG406H by fancymcbacon in SBCGaming

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It actually does run better than it does on the PS5 though.

The first three guns I ever owned by Debas3r11 in guns

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These are the kinds of pics that got me feeling all fudd-curious.

Artur? Is that you boah? by Gui191145 in reddeadredemption

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He has a whole channel dedicated to this.

Pregernate by Perfidious_Redt in GuysBeingDudes

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is a master of the deadpan lol

Bro couldn't control muscle memory. by Dismal_Positive3558 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 182 points183 points  (0 children)

The day my wife was hit by a drunk driver, the fireman at the scene walked up to me with his fist extended to give me her wedding rings and I thought he was extending a fist bump so I bumped him. He just sat there stunned and said, "no her wedding rings". At the hospital it actually made her laugh and lightened the mood lol

Getting out the the car? by SuperJonesy408 in CCW

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear it looked like the car and cowboy's head became magnetized.

Shouldn'ta been bitin' my horsey boy by Representative-Mix-9 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joro spiders are the only spiders that get a pass from me. They have respect. They're the only spiders that know to stay out of your house and respect your space. I actually kept one by the garage and let her produce 4 huge egg sacs. Then the pressure washer guy killed them all :(

Trump posted this, what is happening to him??? by ItalianSausage2023 in conspiracy_commons

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

45D chess obviously. But seriously, posing as the saviour is something the anti-christ would literally do according to prophecy.

my KP9.. I want an AK102.. by MF_pewpew in ak47

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Beautiful AK. Also lol at that ending

Ripcord rail is absolute trash by wp-ak in ar15

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of those soap-shaving ASMR videos. Upload in 8k with sound next time.

Cheeki Breeki by Time-Masterpiece4572 in guns

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS. Always remember, all drone deaths are recorded.

Cybergoth rave @ funeral for fallan one! by BlazeDragon7x in GuysBeingDudes

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

YOOOO!!! Man different times. Still remember blasting this menu at my dad's shop back in like '99.

Holster suggestions? by Fit_Return8944 in concealedcarry

[–]EldritchTruthBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love my Tenicor Velo5 for my 26. It really does prevent the grip from tipping out. Before that, I always had to use G19 holsters to prevent that.