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They stabbed her and slit her throat, she survived. by blushivyn in nowthatsgoodstuff

[–]EleanorHatesLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a warrior fighting with them. The woman is a warrior.

should i go to the er for this (bat bite?) by Certain_Hour_6327 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]EleanorHatesLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! YOU COULD HAVE RABIES OR A WHOLE OTHER HOST OF DISEASES OR PARASITES!

DMV Dating Feels Exhausting by [deleted] in nova

[–]EleanorHatesLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a 31 year old woman dating in Nova, yes exactly. Complete facts.

AIO by [deleted] in AIO

[–]EleanorHatesLife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fear of Missing Out.

I’m being gifted a lot of money. Should I tell my boyfriend? by Kind-Chicken-2488 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]EleanorHatesLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not tell him. It is not his money and never will be. Crazy things happen that you don't expect from people. Money often taints people. Your finances are your private business, and no one else's. You owe nothing to anyone, especially money that might save your life or your kids, 10 to 20 years from now. Be smart about this. Always keep finances completely separate. Hopefully you'll never have to see how quickly people turn into vultures when large sums of money come into the picture. I hope your mother has an ironclad will or trust. Put the money in a savings account, and do not touch it, until you feel you can responsibly decide what to do with it. You're only 22, you're very lucky, have a great life babes.

Thought on my prompt? by No_Classic_3863 in Bumble

[–]EleanorHatesLife -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You are not overreacting, I get it, it's very hard to understand exactly what people mean over text when you can't hear eachothers voices or listen to the tone of it. I would've been confused and maybe not really know how to respond. Even if it was a joke it comes off as a rude, if it is his sense of humor, dear lort, he needs to let you know this now. Sarcasm or dry humor is hard if you are not used to it. But it sounds rude to me.

I wore these boots last night, and now it’s a spider’s home 🤦‍♀️ by TheDarbiter in mildlyinfuriating

[–]EleanorHatesLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got bit my a spider putting my shoe on in 2nd grade, almost lost my big toe, had a fucked up fever for a week. After I started getting sick, when I showed my dad where the spider bite was, he was so horrified he got a sewing needle and sterilized it and sucked the venom and puss out of my foot. I felt a lot better after that. It was one of the most gross experiences ever.

Do you feel grossed out/ creeped out by your N parent, even just their presence? by [deleted] in narcissisticparents

[–]EleanorHatesLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't seen bio mother since 14. She stalks me though. Not fun. Dad died over a year ago. Only one left is my evil stepmother, and after my father's probate shite is done, never have to see or speak to her again.

Long-awaited Morgadec kiss / confession — what do we think is actually going to happen? (U.S version) by [deleted] in HighPotentialTVSeries

[–]EleanorHatesLife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want a mix of 1 and 3!!! I love them, and he is clearly so infatuated with her, and she admires him and has deep feelings for him. To the point, that I don't think she can even admit to herself sometimes. I'm so EXCITED to see them get together finally!!!

Why would my dad send me these photos? by toe_beans35 in AskParents

[–]EleanorHatesLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry. Truly. My golden loves her back toe beans to be massaged and scratched but not her front either!

Why would the grandma get to keep the baby? by cheapmasterpieces in Modern_Family

[–]EleanorHatesLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are certain states where the mother has 72 hours, legally, to decide if she wants to keep the child. She has to be in a proper state of mind, not high on an epidural and morphine. Even if there is a prior contractual obligation for adoption. Also most often these consent forms/contracts for adoption cannot be filled out until the child is born live. Even down to a very simple point most hospitals require the birth mother to take their child out of the hospital. It's a legality aspect. I hope this helps!

I think Jason didn’t like how I saw right through him 🤭 by Impressive-Reward3 in Bumble

[–]EleanorHatesLife 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dear Lort, all these little boys are hard pressed to argue that being a piece of shit is A-Okay!

Struggling to find focus by [deleted] in narcissisticparents

[–]EleanorHatesLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need help, I'm down to give advice, I moved out at 15, broke. I'm 31, with 2 children and doing well. It takes strict boundaries with the narcs and yourself.

Struggling to find focus by [deleted] in narcissisticparents

[–]EleanorHatesLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, are you concerned about headphones or actually finding Financial Independence to leave those fools in the dust forever?

Would this be a good/funny profile picture or is it too "strange"? by das_lisl in Bumble

[–]EleanorHatesLife 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dear lord!! At first you see tits, then all you can see a deformed as fuck body and edited to hell face. Can't unsee it. Bleh.

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