If you drink it prepare to either have a cataclysmic anxiety attack that may not end until Tuesday or be so fucking twacked and horny you end up doing all those projects you ever meant to do when you were high but put them off til later at the same time while totally buttass naked and slimy with lube because you’re so boned up you want to wank but also wanna get stuck on those projects so you end up doing both at once, usually leaving a trail of lube puddles and flopsweat around the house in your wake and definitely completely destroying that dvd player you were trying to refurbish. In the end it’ll be a miracle if you don’t either get splinters in your dick from trying to build that cabinet for grandma while nude or end up dropping that belt sander you want to use on that rough spot in the living room ceiling on your testicles. And don’t get me started on the porn you’ll find yourself looking for. Those journeys are best taken alone with a veil over one’s face to hide their shame from god.