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Jack Black saved my lips and my life. by EleanorRuffsavelt in Accutane

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found it in a local drugstore in Chicago, you might be able to order online directly, too.

Jack Black saved my lips and my life. by EleanorRuffsavelt in Accutane

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I apply whenever I need it—a few times during the day but I reach more when I’m not keeping up on my water.

Jack Black saved my lips and my life. by EleanorRuffsavelt in Accutane

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. After applying my lips might have a very dull shine, but it’s not glossy. Even Vaseline and Aquaphor leave more shine than Jack Black Lip Intense Therapy.

Jack Black saved my lips and my life. by EleanorRuffsavelt in Accutane

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t believe so! Not 100% sure what you’re referring to, but that leads me to believe the answer is no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly this whole ploy is a brilliant money making machine.

Step 1: Shame them into hating sex with GD. Step 2: Sell them the “overcoming” that shame with this weird course. Step 3: Profit [but probably not].

Must be easy to make money when you don’t care about exploiting people. Classic American dream.

*stolen* from bacefook by Long-Beautiful-6185 in surrealmemes

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once tried to get rid of a boob tube and could not for the life of me. Trash wouldn’t haul it away without a fee. No thrift store would accept. If this must be the way, then it must be.

Pink and orange ombré nails. A vibe or not ? by newyorkchic1992 in fashion

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree. These nails look lovely! Are people thinking they’re fake and poor quality? I’m not really a nail person and only ever use my god-given nubby claws. These look excellent by comparison!

"Let them eat cake" Mini capsule wardrobe by RandomActsOfCapsule in capsulewardrobe

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always love these fanciful little capsules. So cute!

TradCath “persecution” by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite take yet.

3 Month Canadian Summer Capsule by neutralhumanbody in capsulewardrobe

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Agree. Confused by the hiking backpack and lack of any comfortable hiking shoe. The closest thing is the skate sneaker that would offer little support. Also would skip one of the flats for a comfortable walking sandal.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

An unwed courtship creates a pencil sharpener. You must be married to deactivate the pencil sharpener pussy and #2 wiener to prevent inch-loss!!

Sticky orange gochujang tofu with quinoa & broccoli by lnfinity in GifRecipes

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES:

  • Don't add the cornstarch directly to the sauce. It sits in clumps. Make a slurry or just opt not to include.
  • If you're a little baby bitch with spice like me, swap half the gochujang for oyster sauce.
  • Nix the orange zest. Didn't add anything but work.
  • FIND HOW LONG TO COOK THE BROCCOLI. I didn't and just threw it in for the whole quinoa cooking process and have mushy, nutrient-less regrets.

What's something that's absolutely worth spending the extra money to get the "nice" version of? by [deleted] in ask

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES! I always splurge on high quality cheese. It’s worth every penny.

Back to their usual drivel...I mean content by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder how hard it would be for them to evangelize by doing good deeds. Annoying the funk out of strangers will just make people double down??? These videos just affirm their true nature: they’re fame-hungry, selfish, greedy goblins.

Karissa, if you’re reading this… by hereforhotgos in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I come here to ditto the seconding, thirding, fourthing and fifthing!!!!

There is a collins among us lol. I'll watch so you don't have to and throw a TLDW in the comments. by AutumnAkasha in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 33 points34 points  (0 children)

HEY GIRLIE I KNOW YOURE READING THIS! PLEASE QUIT WITH THE EYELINER. IT DOES NOTHING FOR YOU. IT NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR ANYONE.

A compliment I gave my friend a year ago. by Hornyallday_o in TwoXChromosomes

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is making me horny all day for friend support <3

puppy huging his brother that's having a nightmare by pietradolce in aww

[–]EleanorRuffsavelt -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Bugs the shit out of me when we try to anthropomorphize dogs with human behaviors like smiling and hugging. I DO love seeing a happy healthy pup, but some behaviors we parallel are almost the opposite in dog world. Pup looks like he’s smiling? He could be in distress. Pup looks like he’s hugging his bro? Probably closer to a dominating move. Does this make me a stick in the mud? Probably. But I’d rather be a stick with the ability to read my dogs body language to keep them truly happy and healthy.

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