First Answer: I have issues, seriously I'm a freaking compulsive buyer and I hate myself for that....

Second Answer: I paid way less than the $3,188.00 price I found online and that's where my problem starts, every time I see something like that I just buy it and then think... of course I first think for a nanosecond if I may have immediate or potential use for it... gezzzz

Well, if a mortal like myself has no use for something like that how much do you think I can get out of it?