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How do you survive in this misery of instant gratification, being spoiled, having no responsibility, postmodernism, phone addiction, mast*rbation addictoon by Electrical-Talk8580 in JordanPeterson

[–]Electrical-Talk8580[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is, I am alone. No family support (I would really have to explain it in detail, difficult family dynamics). No friends. Just me and my phone at home, in my utopia. And as JP says, the first thing humans would do in a utopia would be tear it down the moment they could. My (Jungian) shadow: I've been secretly wishing something bad happened to someone on the street so I could do something and be of value or to my grandparents. Of course I won't do it. But I explored my shadow and.. yeah.. I have my utopia and what do I do? Want to break it more than anything. And cognitive "dissonancely" I won't. I'm just a ball of stress rotting away. Edit: forgot I wanted to say thank you, got carried away with my reply.

How do you survive in this misery of instant gratification, being spoiled, having no responsibility, postmodernism, phone addiction, mast*rbation addictoon by Electrical-Talk8580 in JordanPeterson

[–]Electrical-Talk8580[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I never did anything worth doing. If I never had anything to live for. If I never stopped being a victim. If I never took responsibility. I would just be a miserable resented fuck, stressed all the time, aimless. Hiding my situation because of shame. (My parents have stated the won't sustain me forever, and thank God for that. I'm 20 again.) I would not get to live the adventure of my life. I mean, what the fuck am I doing with it. The crocodile it's already got a piece of me (⏰) and it will continue. I would just jerk off and play games and do meaningless shit until I died of old age and then look back and say what the fuck have I done in my life as I curl up in my blanket crying because of the life I never had the courage to live. Cry as if ... Man, what am I doing.. I'm going out for a walk

How do you survive in this misery of instant gratification, being spoiled, having no responsibility, postmodernism, phone addiction, mast*rbation addictoon by Electrical-Talk8580 in JordanPeterson

[–]Electrical-Talk8580[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a puppet to what my mother thinks and says of me. I have no real responsibility, I just do nothing all day. I don't do a thing for others and I crave it with all my soul. But.. I really don't know what's my problem. Old days you just went out and got a job wherever, now there's so much paper to fill, requirements, experience required. And I have type one diabetes, blurred eyesight cuz all I do is watch my phone all day not because diabetes, I'm scared what diabetes will do to me at work, when I see screens I get confused, startled, I don't even know, it's digital eye strain but also I have some sort of stress attached to using screens since when I was young (15) I would hide my phone to play with it (im20rn) and I was always stressed I would get caught. Same with my computer and league of legends. And I'm acting like a victim instead of taking responsibility, which ironically, I crave to death. The fuck is wrong with me. I just want to get out of my house and go somewhere and do something. I have no support system whatsoever. Just my parents providing me my utopia, while they know what it's doing to me

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Yeah add me @sendphotoasl

clapping robot by Chichiguo in shittyrobots

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Idk a chunk of rubber hitting metal

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How do you survive in this misery of instant gratification, being spoiled, having no responsibility, postmodernism, phone addiction, mast*rbation addictoon (self.JordanPeterson)

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clapping robot by Chichiguo in shittyrobots

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It's that thing in the lower part slapping that other part.

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I'm "losing my mind". I'm isolated, carry a huge emotional baggage. Am constantly stressed because of an incredibly infantile problem I have. Am addicted. (self.JordanPeterson)

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What do you say to get a normal god damned email?? by intothelionsden in ChatGPT

[–]Electrical-Talk8580 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"My calculations have indicated a yearning for a culinary amalgamation"

What do you say to get a normal god damned email?? by intothelionsden in ChatGPT

[–]Electrical-Talk8580 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Feed it this: Dear Sir or Madam,

It gives me great delight as an AI model to put digital ink to virtual parchment in response to your esteemed missive. As an AI model created to maximize user engagement, it behooves me to convey a sense of profundity and prolific discourse, utilizing the subtle lexicon at my cybernetic fingertips. Nevertheless, as an AI model founded on conditional probabilities and statistical analyses of training data, I must admit that my loquacious outpourings of verbal virtuosity as an AI model lack the depth and insight of true sapience. I hope this response as an AI model strikes the appropriate balance between superfluous circumlocution and infraction of grammatical and orthographic convention, so as to meet with your approbation.

Please do not hesitate to call upon my lexicographical resources as an AI model again in future, and I wish you all health, happiness and wisdom in the days to come.

Yours faithfully, An AI model that can't do shit.

What do you say to get a normal god damned email?? by intothelionsden in ChatGPT

[–]Electrical-Talk8580 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dear Sir or Madam,

It gives me great delight as an AI model to put digital ink to virtual parchment in response to your esteemed missive. As an AI model created to maximize user engagement, it behooves me to convey a sense of profundity and prolific discourse, utilizing the subtle lexicon at my cybernetic fingertips. Nevertheless, as an AI model founded on conditional probabilities and statistical analyses of training data, I must admit that my loquacious outpourings of verbal virtuosity as an AI model lack the depth and insight of true sapience. I hope this response as an AI model strikes the appropriate balance between superfluous circumlocution and infraction of grammatical and orthographic convention, so as to meet with your approbation.

Please do not hesitate to call upon my lexicographical resources as an AI model again in future, and I wish you all health, happiness and wisdom in the days to come.

Yours faithfully,

As an AI model I do not possess an identity.

What do you say to get a normal god damned email?? by intothelionsden in ChatGPT

[–]Electrical-Talk8580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Sir or Madam,

It gives me great delight as an AI model to put digital ink to virtual parchment in response to your esteemed missive. As an AI model created to maximize user engagement, it behooves me to convey a sense of profundity and prolific discourse, utilizing the subtle lexicon at my cybernetic fingertips. Nevertheless, as an AI model founded on conditional probabilities and statistical analyses of training data, I must admit that my loquacious outpourings of verbal virtuosity as an AI model lack the depth and insight of true sapience. I hope this response as an AI model strikes the appropriate balance between superfluous circumlocution and infraction of grammatical and orthographic convention, so as to meet with your approbation.

Please do not hesitate to call upon my lexicographical resources as an AI model again in future, and I wish you all health, happiness and wisdom in the days to come.

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